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MEETING UP WITH MADONNA
"When I was in New York, I went to see Alan Cummings in the show Cabaret and afterwards we went out and had some fun, which was great. I'd said I wanted to meet Madonna and chat, so the next day I got a call from the office saying that Madonna was going to call me. Eeek! Madonna's assistant called and said Madonna was on a conference call, but she'd ring me as soon as she'd finished. So, i sat in my room and started to get really nervous. Then the phone went and I said "Hello?" It was her! I was really worried about what I was going to say, but she was very cool and easy to talk to. So we were just chatting and she said:
"What are you doing tonight?"
I said: "Oh I've got no plans."
She said: "Do you want to go out to dinner?"
I said: "Yeah I'd love to!"
So, I went out to dinner with Madonna and the guy she runs Maverick Records with, and a few other people. I was quite quiet because I didn't really know any of them, and I felt like a little mouse! Afterwards she gave me a lift home and we had a little chat, just the two of us, which was really, really nice! When she dropped me off, she said:"give me your number in London and I'll give you mine because I'm coming over there soon." So, I'm going to take her out to dinner when she comes!"
THE BOOB INCIDENT WITH COURTNEY LOVE
"We went to Courtney Love's party and I met Drew Barrymore - wicked! She's really sweet. Courtney Love is a nutter and kept speaking to me in a Scouse accent, because she used to live in Liverpool. At one point she was trying to clamber over some chairs and Emma and I were trying to help her so that she didn't fall over. Well, by mistake I grabbed her boob! Still, it stopped her from falling so it was allright!"