Spice Girls' Rule Book
The Spice Girls' Rule Book (they give it to you when you subscribe to their magazine) is just bursting with soo much Girl Power that I had to put it on my page. Here's what it says in the book:
Welcome to the Spice Movement! Firstly massive thanks to all the response we've had from you nutters out there - it's good to know we're not alone!
We take it you caught the vibe, like the spirit of our music, whatever the reason, we're glad. One way or another Spice Girls are on a mission and we want YOU to climb aboard. Spread the positive feeling into life - for God's sake, lets enjoy it!
Anyone can join our adventure, we're about fearless expression, just go for it man!!!!
We are very proud of our recent success - it's a sign of the times!! It's a reflection of the people's choice, it's such a good feeling to know you all feel and want the same as us.
GIRL POWER!! ENERGY & FUN!!
But on a serious note there is always a method in our madness and if you care to read between the lines, the message in our lyrics is strong and profound. All the songs we have ever written are based on our lives, just like yours.
SPICE GIRLS DO'S & DONTS!
Melanie B- DO tell him/her you fancy them, you've got nothing to lose. DON'T keep it to yourself and tell everyone apart from him/her. * DO be as outrageous & as mad as you possibly can, even if you're by yourself. DON'T keep your mentalness to yourself or be a recluse. * DO be proud of your race & colour, it's who you are. DON'T deny your roots or try to fit in. * DO get mullered if you want to. DON'T blame it on anyone else. * DO dare to get pierced or tattooed or fake it with a transfer. DON'T do it just to be in a gang or because you think you're hard.
Melanie C- DO take care of yourself and have fun. DON'T get down and push it too hard. * DO try and beat the boys at their own game. DON'T give it, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. * DO get a bike to get around, it's ecologically friendly and a great way to keep fit. DON'T be lazy, cars aren't that cool (only 'cos I can't drive). * DO eat a healthy balanced diet, & listen to your body. DON'T diet (it doesn't work)-don't forget your vitamins, it's the shape you're in not the shape you are. * DO exactly what you want to do, always. DON'T let anyone tell you otherwise.
Emma- DO listen to & trust your mum's advice-at the end of the day she's your best friend. DON'T always trust outside advice, they might not be on your side. * DO eat your doughnuts & sweets with pride. DON'T leave a mess. * DO have a boyfriend if he's worth it. DON'T let him take you for granted. * DO love yourself the way you are. DON'T change for anybody, just be who you wannabe. * DO shop in high street stores. DON'T give in to designer labels-they are the same as the high street but a zillion billion times more expensive.
Geri- Geri's Method In Madness: If you've got something to say, express it, better out than it, communication, conversation-but never be afraid of silence. * Your eyes are the windows to your soul, they hide nothing, so you can't beat that eye to eye contact. * Imagination-use it, it's pure escapism. * Looking for the answer? Ever in doubt? Follow you instinct-it's never wrong, take advice but make your own mistakes, no one else's. * Personality is like a muscle, use it a lot and it grows and improves. * Beauty doesn't last, rely on it and you become a cabbage from within.
Victoria- Victoria's Tips: Having a day off? Slap on the lipstick and a pair of shades. * If you're going to kiss a boy, make sure you're wearing your stay-on lipstick. * Extra glue on your false nails to save embarrassment. * Drink whatever coordinates with your nailvarnish. * If you haven't got it-fake it! Small? Wear big shoes, but make sure you can walk in them, strutt & hope for the best. * Problem with cheekbones? Blusher, blusher! Or suck them in like a supermodel. * Forget your designer labels, fight with grannies at the Jumble Sale or Oxfam. * Customise all old clothes, cut, stick on etc-use your imagination. * Want to break the ice? Have a wild guess at his name-you never know.
WHAT ARE WE LIKE?!
ARGUMENTS:
Victoria: Give a look that could kill, then walk away.
Emma: Shed a tear for sympathy.
Geri: Throw in big words and a lot of verbal to confuse the situation.
MelC: Deck 'em.
MelB: Shout & shout & shout more even when they've gone.
HA! CAUGHT OUT:
Victoria: Plead ignorance.
Emma: Blame it on someone else.
Geri: Turn it round with some verbal.
MelC: Hands up & take it like a man.
MelB: Laugh, say yes ok then change the subject quickly.
PERFECT EVENING OUT:
Victoria: Candle-lit meal in a swanky restaurant.
Emma: Having a girlie sleep-over.
Geri: Going to the theatre dressed as a man so I can hit the mens loos.
MelC: Going to the match then down the pub for a team talk.
MelB: Going out clubbin' & just freakin' out honey-what's yours?
FEELING LOW?:
Victoria: Go shopping.
Emma: Eat some doughnuts.
Geri: Have a heart to heart.
MelC: Go down the gym.
MelB: Put some music on & dance it all away.
WHAT WE DO TO RELAX:
Victoria: Socialise with an Armaretto or two.
Emma: Stay in bed & watch tv.
Geri: Read a book or meditate.
MelC: Cook or go to the cinema.
MelB: Stay in with a case of beer.
MEETING A GUY:
Victoria: Play it cool & pose CHAT UP LINE: Is that a designer suit you're wearing?
Emma: Smile sweetly & play with your pigtails CHAT UP LINE: Would you like one of my bon bons?
Geri: Eye to eye contact then lunge CHAT UP LINE: Hey Mr. Scorpio, here's 10p-go ring your mum cos you're not going home tonight!
MelC: Give a shy glance then flex those biceps CHAT UP LINE: I've got 2 tickets for a liverpool match, do you fancy coming?
MelB: No hesitation, bold over to him & tell him you fancy him CHAT UP LINE: Forget the small talk, what's your...
FAVOURITE SAYINGS:
Victoria: Do it...with style.
Emma: Home is where the heart is.
Geri: This is what we're going to do...
MelC: You'll never walk alone.
MelB: Get 'em out for the lasses.
TOILET HYGIENE:
Victoria: Crouches to avoid contact with the seat.
Emma: Cleans before sitting.
Geri: Puts a pattern of toilet paper down first.
MelC: Uses the urinals.
MelB: Just doesn't go.
BEFORE BED:
Victoria: Full facial routine & silk pyjamas.
Emma: Have that last minute cuddle with whoever is next to you.
Geri: Pre-plan the day ahead.
MelC: Do 50 stomach crunches.
MelB: Fall down in a comfy position anywhere.
MORNINGS:
Victoria: Wake up 3 hours before leaving time to do a full facial, body & clothes check.
Emma: Splash with soap & water, brush teeth & hair & leave on a natural vibe.
Geri: Decide who you wannabe for the day & dress accordingly.
MelC: Take your vitamins & have a power breakfast then go down to the gym.
MelB: Wake up 5 minutes you're meant to, chuck some clothes on & away you go.
HAIR TIPS:
Victoria: Having a frizz day? Get the straightners out for a moody bob.
Emma: Greasy blonde? Get the talc out.
Geri: Want to spice up your hair? Get the coloured mousse out.
MelC: Can't be bothered with your hair? Just whack it back.
MelB: Got big curly hair? Don't control it, just go with the flow-it's rock 'n roll, love.
WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS SAY!
If he/she's cheating on you - we say sack them
If it's not fun - forget it
Don't think it - do it
Work hard, play harder
If you haven't got it - fake it
If you want it - get it
She who dares wins
Play safe - regret nothing
Friendship - quality not quantity
Most of all be who you wannabe