Q and "A" with pdsaints ....

This interview was held over the course of 3 days in late Nov. of 2000. Each member asked 3 questions of the others. See if you can guess who asked which questions. You will win a prize* if you are even close.

* "Prize" = Harsh, piercing criticism in the form of belligerent, unsubstantiated, derogatory comments aimed to further deplete your already decimated sense of self-esteem.

OR

A hearty handshake from the band member of your choice.

Question # 1 : "What is your earliest memory?"

TIM : "Waking up this morning."

BOC : "Where am I?"

JUSTIN : "Gelatinous shoes, Bozo buckets, and bronze pans dangling under a skylight. "

WASS : "In 1066 AD at the Battle of Hastings, most likely run through with a lance."

Question # 2 : "What is the biggest problem facing a rockin' young feller like yourself?"

TIM : "I don't know."

BOC : "Whether it's ok to wear the same pair underwear for a month."

JUSTIN : "People tend to annoy me. And there are a lot of people out there."

WASS : "My constant need to rock out competing with my need to earn money to support my rockin' out habit."

Question # 3 : "Does this look infected to you?"

TIM : "Not yet, but give it a week."

BOC : "How many times to I have to tell you not to play with it? I dont care how much it itches, you should have thought about this before you stuck your dick in that car's tailpipe. I dont care how good looking the car was."

JUSTIN : "Get the fuck away from me you sickly bastard."

WASS : "It looks positively lep'rous."

Question # 4 : "What does a guy have to do to get a cup of soup around here?"

TIM : "I don't remember."

BOC : "Travel through the deepest of darkest of hell."

JUSTIN : "No comment."

WASS : "Sing "Waltzing Matilda" whilst balancing on the back of a flea, then say "please.""

Question # 5 : "Who is your single favorite musician ever? "

TIM : "Frankie Yankovich."

BOC : "Me."

JUSTIN : "Dave Grohl."

WASS : "John Coltrane."

Question # 6 : "What is your fucking problem? "

TIM : "I want to go to bed."

BOC : "I just need a fucking camel(one hump or two it doesn't matter)."

JUSTIN : "The flagrantly inappropriate and (despite it's content of only one naughty word) somehow superfluous use of profanity in question #6."

WASS : "In 1066 AD at the Battle of Hastings, most likely run through with a lance."

Question # 7 : "Why do have a CD hanging from your celing? "

TIM : "I like to watch it spin."

BOC : "It's how I contact the mothership."

JUSTIN : "It makes me proud, it doesn't play very well(although it still has songs encoded on it), and it's pretty and shiny, just like my penis."

WASS : "I don't, so stop accusing me, you bastard."

Question # 8 : "When do you envision yourself dying and how? "

TIM : "Sometime tonight from a broken-heart disease."

BOC : "Oh shit. I am already dead!"

JUSTIN : "Peacefully at the ripe old age of infinity or when I'm good and ready."

WASS : "In 1066 AD at the Battle of Hastings, most likely run through with a lance."

Question # 9 : "Do I look fat in this dress?"

TIM : "No. The answer to that question is always, "no". "

BOC : "Yes, its my dress. And of course it doesn't fit you."

JUSTIN : "Hell yeah, but just let me try it on and then you'll feel much better."

WASS : "Honey, you look BEAUTIFUL."

Question # 10 : "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pail moon light?"

TIM : "What did you say?"

BOC : "I try not to. He is not a very good dancer."

JUSTIN : "What excatly the fuck is "pail moon light"? Because while I know what "pale moonlight" is, I'm just not precisely sure about the question as a whole. But as for the devil thing, I mean, yeah we've fucked around with some of that electric bugaloo shit...Man, he pulled out these tired-ass mime looking robocop moves...I mean, the bottom line is simple : That bitch just can't hang with my shit."

WASS : "No, but I have done the Lambada with Dick Cheney."

Question # 11 : "Are you reelin' in the years? Are you stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up your tears? Have you had enough of mine?"

TIM : "No."

BOC : "What the fuck ?? I dont have time for shit like this, bring me my camel!"

JUSTIN : "I guess, sort of, not really, and unequivocally, yes."

WASS : "Absolutely not."

Question # 12 : "What are you living for?"

TIM : "Ummm....what am I living for? Uhhh...I don't know. umm...What is, let me think about that. Uhhh...Yeah, I'm gonna stand with that."

BOC : "A camel."

JUSTIN : "I live to create and live on. Oh yeah, and to have fun doing it."

WASS : "Oprah."