I Guess This Is Where I Get To Tell You A Little About Myself.
Since I Really Don't Enjoy Lying I'll Keep It Brief.


My Picture

Well, Actually That's Not My Picture. Since I Don't Have A Decent Scanner To Use I've Decided To Live My Life Vicariously Through Bert Until I Can Afford One


My Girlfriend

OK, OK. So Maybe Cindy Crawford Isn't My Girlfriend...But She Could Be If She Wanted To!


My True Love

That IS The Truth!





Some Of The Graphics, On These Pages, Were Created By Me And Some I "Found" On The Internet. Others I Got Free From:



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