In an effort to see if anybody cares, I am asking a series of questions, that, if answered by all you Zappa Freaks out there, will provide the Newbie, the Initiate, the "What album should I buy next?" askers, the statistical opinions of all us Freaks. So, if you may, please take the time to e-mail me your answer to the following questions. A new question will be added every so often, with results posted approximately once a week. So...
NOTE: THIS IS THE SAME POLL THAT HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY POSTED AT ...ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/turtlestew/poll.htm. DO NOT VOTE FOR A QUESTION YOU HAVE ALREADY VOTED FOR. IT WILL NOT BE COUNTED.
Make Frank proud and VOTE!!!!
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Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar Set- 1
All other albums- 0
Go Grand Wazoo!
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All other albums- 0
Go MFU!
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All other solos- 0
Go Inca!
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All Others- 0
Go '88 Inca!
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All Others- 0
Go George!
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All Others- 0
Go Lemme!
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Go SEX!
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Go Berlin!
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EXTRA MUSICIANS:
Go Ray, George, Patrick, Anysley, Bruce, and Ruth!
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Go MAJNH!
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Go BM-> CHCE!
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One Size Fits All- 36
Lather- 19
Roxy and Elsewhere- 19
Joe's Garage- 16
Hot Rats- 13
The Grand Wazoo- 12
Sheik Yerbouti- 12
The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life- 10
Were Only In It For The Money- 10
Burnt Weeny Sandwich- 9
Uncle Meat- 9
Civilization Phaze III- 7
Make A Jazz Noise Here- 7
YCDTOSA Volume II- 7
Weasels Ripped My Flesh- 6
The Yellow Shark- 5
Zappa in New York- 5
Overnite Sensation- 4
Thingfish- 4 (!)
Absolutely Free- 3
Broadway the Hard Way- 3
Bongo Fury- 3
Freak Out!- 3
Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar Set- 3
YCDTOSA Volume I- 3
You Are What You Is- 3
200 Motels- 2
Chunga's Revenge- 2
Jazz From Hell- 2
Just Another Band from LA- 2
Ship Arriving Too Late to Save A Drowning Witch- 2
Apostrophe- 1
Cruisin' with Ruben and the Jets- 1
Guitar- 1
Lumpy Gravy- 1
Sleep Dirt (vinyl release)- 1
Tinseltown Rebellion- 1
Waka/Jawaka- 1
YCDTOSA Volume V- 1
Zoot Allures- 1
Thingfish- 27
Francesco (does this count?)- 25
Man from Utopia- 20
Fillmore East, June 1971- 11
Strictly Commercial- 8
Cruisin' with Ruben and the Jets (the remix)- 7
Just Another Band From LA- 7
Playground Psychotics- 7
Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch- 6
Studio Tan- 6
Jazz From Hell- 5
Joe's Garage- 5
Tinseltown Rebellion- 5
Weasels Ripped My Flesh- 5
Chunga's Revenge- 4
Civilization Phaze III- 4
Orchestral Favorites- 4
The Yellow Shark- 4
You Are What You Is- 4
Broadway the Hard Way- 3
Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers of Prevention- 3
200 Motels- 2
Absolutely Free- 2
Baby Snakes- 2
Have I Offended Someone?- 2
The Lost Episodes- 2
Sheik Yerbouti- 2
Strictly Genteel- 2
Zoot Allures- 2
Ahead of Their Time- 1
Apostrophe- 1
Bongo Fury- 1
Does Humor Belong in Music?- 1
Guitar- 1
LSO- 1
Lumpy Gravy- 1
One Size Fits All- 1
Rare Meat (does this count?)- 1
Sleep Dirt- 1
Them or Us- 1
Uncle Meat
Unmitigated Audacity- 1
We're Only In It For The Money- 1
YCDTOSA II (!!)- 1
YCDTOSA V- 1
Zappa in New York- 1
Watermelon in Easter Hay (Joe's Garage)- 39
Inca Roads (YCDTOSA II)- 10
Yo Mama- 10
Black Napkins (Zoot Allures)- 10
Rat Tomago- 9
Willie the Pimp (Hot Rats)- 6
50/50- 5
Inca Roads (OSFA)- 5
Any Kind of Pain- 4
Filthy Habits ('76)- 4
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution- 4
Pojama People- 4
The Torture Never Stops (TBBYNHIYL)- 4
Treacherous Cretins- 4
What's New in Baltimore? (FZMTMOP)- 4
Montana (YCDTOSA II)- 3
Muffin Man (BF)- 3
On the Bus- 3
Pygmy Twylyte (YCDTOSA II)- 3
Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace- 3
Ship Ahoy- 3
Soup 'n' Old Clothes- 3
Alien Orifice (FZMTMOP)- 2
Apostrophe- 2
Black Napkins (FZPTMOFZ)- 2
Cruisin' for Burgers (MAJNH)- 2
Do Not Pass Go- 2
Fire and Chains- 2
Gee I Like Your Pants- 2
Heavy Duty Judy (TBBYNHIYL)- 2
More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)- 2
Pink Napkins- 2
Republicans- 2
Son of Orange County (Roxy)- 2
St. Etienne- 2
Transylvania Boogie (Chunga's Revenge)- 2
What's New in Baltimore? (YCDTOSA V)- 2
Zomby Woof (YCDTOSA I)- 2
Black Napkins (Baby Snakes movie)- 1
Canarsie- 1
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (Bongo Fury)- 1
Cruisin' for Burgers (ZINY)- 1
The Deathless Horsie (SUNPYG)- 1
The Deathless Horsie (YCDTOSA I)- 1
Duck Duck Goose- 1
Dumb All Over (HIOS)- 1
Eat That Question- 1
Five-Five-Five- 1
Florentine Pogen- 1
Friendly Little Finger- 1
Get A Little- 1
The Gumbo Variations- 1
Illinois Enema Bandit (YCDTOSA VI)- 1
I'm the Slime (OS)- 1
King Kong (YCDTOSA III, second solo)- 1
Leather Goods- 1
Magic Fingers (200 Motels)- 1
Mammy Anthem- 1
Orange County Lumber Truck (Weasels)- 1
Out to Get You ("Good Singin', Good Playin"- Grand Funk)- 1
Peaches en Regalia (Fillmore)- 1
Penguin in Bondage (Roxy)- 1
RDNZL (Lather)- 1
Sharleena (Lost Episodes)- 1
Ship Arriving Too Late to Save A Drowning Witch #1 (SATLTSADW)- 1
Ship Arriving to Late to Save A Drowning Witch (YCDTOSA III)- 1 (but which solo?)
Sleep Dirt- 1
Son of Mr. Green Genes- 1
Stinkfoot (Apostrophe)- 1
Stucco Homes- 1
Theme from Burnt Weeny Sandwich- 1
The Torture Never Stops (YCDTOSA 1)- 1
Watermelon in Easter Hay (Guitar)- 1
What's New in Baltimore? (FZMTMOP)- 1
Willie the Pimp (Fillmore)- 1
Winos Do Not March- 1
Zomby Woof (OS)- 1
Zoot Allures (FZPTMOFZ)- 1
Zoot Allures- (TBBYNHIYL)- 6
He Used To Cut the Grass- 4
Sheik Yerbouti Tango- 4
50/50- 3
Canard du Jour- 3
Five-Five-Five- 3
G-Spot Tornado- 3
Republicans- 3
Them or Us- 3
Watermelon in Easter Hay (Joe's Garage)- 3
Advance Romance (Bongo Fury)- 2
All of "Guitar"- 2
Black Napkins (YCDTOSA VI)- 2
City of Tiny Lites (SY)- 2
Cosmik Debris (TBBYNHIYL)- 2
Inca Roads (TBBYNHIYL)- 2
The Torture Never Stops (Zoot Allures)- 2
Watermelon in Easter Hay (FZPTMOFZ)- 2
Weasels Ripped My Flesh (?)- 2
Apostrophe- 1
The Black Page (new age version)- 1
City of Tiny Lites (YCDTOSA V)- 1
Crew Slut (YCDTOSA VI)- 1
Easy Meat (TR)- 1
Everytime I See You- 1
Filthy Habits- 1
Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel (BTHW)- 1
I Come from Nowhere- 1
Marqueson's Chicken- 1
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution-1
Orrin Hatch of Skis- 1
Out to Get You ("Good Singin' Good Playin"- Grand Funk)- 1
Penguin in Bondage (DHBIM)- 1
Pound for a Brown (YCDTOSA V)- 1
The Purple Lagoon- 1
Shut Up 'N' Play Yer Guitar (the whole set)- 1
Sinister Footwear 3rd Movement (?)- 1
St. Etienne- 1
Stevie's Spanking (YCDTOSA IV)- 1
That Ol' G Minor Thing Again- 1
The Torture Never Stops (YCDTOSA IV)- 1
Whipping Post (DHBIM)- 1
Willie the Pimp (Hot Rats)- 1
Winos Do Not March- 1
Zomby Woof (TBBYNHIYL)- 1
Zoot Allures (DHBIM)- 1
George Duke- 30
Ike Willis- 30
Terry Bozzio- 18
Ruth Underwood- 15
Napoleon Murphy Brock- 13
Ray White- 11
Mike Keneally- 10
Scott Thunes- 9
Ian Underwood- 8
Steve Vai- 8
Captain Beefheart- 7
Jimmy Carl Black- 6
Vinnie Colaiuta- 5
Adrian Belew- 2
Bruce Fowler- 2
Ed Mann- 2
Tommy Mars- 2
Bobby Martin- 2
Patrick O'Hearn- 2
Chad Wackerman- 2
Arthur Barrow- 1
Aynsley Dunbar- 1
Flo 'n' Eddie (?)- 1
Tom Fowler- 1
Don "Sugarcane" Harris- 1
Ricki Lancelotti- 1
Bianca Odin- 1
Don Preston- 1
Jeff Simmons- 1
Chester Thompson- 1
Mark Volman- 1
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Suite- 9
Stick It Out- 9
Flakes- 7
Greggary Peccary- 7
Titties 'n' Beer- 6
Billy the Mountain- 5
Cheepnis- 5
Jewish Princess- 5
Broken Hearts are for Assholes- 4
Lemme Take You To the Beach- 4
Why Don't You Like Me?- 4
Bobby Brown- 3
Catholic Girls- 3
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus- 3
Dinah-Moe Humm- 3
Dumb All Over- 3
Muffin Man- 3
Wet T-Shirt Nite- 3
The Blue Light- 2
Dancin' Fool- 2
He's So Gay- 2
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk- 2
Little Green Rosetta- 2
Lonesome Cowboy Burt (TBBYNHIYL)- 2
Pojama People- 2
Rhymin' Man- 2
Stinkfoot- 2
Sy Borg- 2
Tinseltown Rebellion (HIOS)- 2
Tiny Sick Tears- 2
What Kind of Girl?- 2
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?- 2
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here- 2
America Drinks and Goes Home- 1
Bebop Tango- 1
Briefcase Boogie- 1
Bwana Dik- 1
Call Any Vegetable- 1
Camarillo Brillo- 1
Charva- 1
Cosmik Debris- 1
Crew Slut- 1
The Dangerous Kitchen- 1
Dong Work for Yuda- 1
Do You Like My New Car?- 1
The Duke of Prunes- 1
Dummy Up- 1
Electric Aunt Jemima- 1
Find Her Finer- 1
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips- 1
Goblin Girl- 1
The Grand Wazoo- 1
Harry You're A Beast- 1
Heavenly Bank Account- 1
Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me?- 1
I Have Been In You- 1
Illinois Enema Bandit- 1
I'm on Duty- 1
I'm the Slime- 1
In the Sky- 1
It Can't Happen Here- 1
It Just Might Be A One Shot Deal- 1
Jezebel Boy- 1
Luden's Cough Drop Commercial- 1
Magdalena- 1
Montana- 1
Montana (Whippin' Floss)- 1
My Guitar Wants to Kill Yer Mama- 1
Packard Goose- 1
Penis Dimension- 1
Poodle Lecture- 1
Promiscuous- 1
Republicans- 1
Room Service- 1
Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace- 1
Solitude- 1
Strictly Genteel- 1
Uncle Bernie's Farm- 1
The Untouchables- 1
Weasels Ripped My Flesh- 1
Welcome to the United States- 1
We're Turning Again- 1
What's New in Baltimore?- 1
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?- 1
Who Needs the Peace Corps?- 1
Wowie Zowie- 1
You're Just Insulting Me, Aren't You- 1
SEX- 17
Valley Girl- 10
Conehead- 8
A Little Green Rosetta- 6
Bobby Brown Goes Down- 5
Dumb All Over- 5
Dinah-Moe Humm- 4
Jazz Discharge Party Hats- 4
Weasels Ripped My Flesh- 4
Yo Cats- 4
Briefcase Boogie- 3
Fine Girl- 3
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips- 3
Jumbo Go Away- 3
Stick It Out- 3
Big Leg Emma- 2
Greggary Peccary- 2
Lemme Take You To The Beach- 2
Promiscuous- 2
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta- 2
Any Kind of Pain- 1
Bamboozled By Love- 1
Broken Hearts are for Assholes- 1
Charlie's Enormous Mouth- 1
Cocaine Decisions- 1
Disco Boy- 1
Dong Work for Yuda- 1
Drafted Again- 1
Eddie Are You Kidding?- 1
Filthy Habits- 1
Fire and Chains (?)- 1
Goblin Girl- 1
Help I'm A Rock- 1
He's So Gay- 1
I Come from Nowhere- 1
I Don't Even Care- 1
I Have Been In You- 1
Jezebel Boy- 1
Keep It Greasy- 1
Moggio- 1
Montana- 1
Motherly People- 1
My Guitar Wants to Kill Yer Mama- 1
No Not Now- 1
Pojama People- 1
The Radio is Broken- 1
Rhymin Man- 1
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink- 1
Stevie's Spanking- 1
Suicide Chump- 1
Tiny Sick Tears- 1
Titties 'n' Beer- 1
Wait A Minute- 1
Wet T-Shirt Nite- 1
WPLJ- 1
You Are What You Is- 1
Results so far->
Inca Roads- 17
Brown Shoes Don't Make It- 4
Dupree's Paradise- 4
Drowning Witch- 3
King Kong- 3
Peaches en Regalia- 3
RDNZL- 3
Son of Mr. Green Genes- 3
Sofa- 3
Watermelon in Easter Hay- 3
Billy the Mountain- 2
Camarillo Brillo- 2
Cruisin' for Burgers- 2
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow- 2
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?- 2
Illinois Enema Bandit- 2
Little House I Used To Live In- 2
Orange County Lumber Truck Medley- 2
Strictly Genteel- 2
Uncle Meat- 2
Who Are the Brain Police?- 2
Zomby Woof- 2
Andy- 1
Be In My Video- 1
Bebop Tango- 1
Big Swifty- 1
Black Napkins- 1
The Black Page- 1
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy- 1
Cheepnis- 1
City of Tiny Lites- 1
Cosmik Debris- 1
Dinah-Moe Humm- 1
Dog Breath- 1
Eat That Question- 1
Filthy Habits- 1
Flakes- 1
Florentine Pogen- 1
G-Spot Tornado- 1
Holiday in Berlin, Full Blown- 1
Idiot Bastard Son- 1
Let's Move to Cleveland- 1
Montana- 1
Muffin Man- 1
Oh No- 1
Outrage at Valdez- 1
Pedro's Dowry- 1
Regyptian Strut- 1
Revised Music for Guitar and Low Budget Orchestra- 1
San Ber'dino- 1
Sharleena (Lost Episodes)- 1
St. Etienne- 1
Stuff Up the Cracks- 1
The Torture Never Stops- 1
Village of the Sun- 1
Waka/Jawaka- 1
Willie the Pimp- 1
Results so far->
Ike Willis- 29
Napoleon Murphy Brock- 22
Ray White- 22
Frank Zappa- 8
Captain Beefheart- 2
Ray Collins- 2
Flo 'n' Eddie- 2
Adrian Belew- 1
George Duke- 1
Ricky Lancelotti- 1
Bobby Martin- 1
Bianca Odin- 1
Lisa Popeil- 1
All others- 0
George Duke- 57
Tommy Mars- 15
Ian Underwood-10
Bobby Martin- 5
Don Preston- 3
Peter Wolf- 1
All others- 0
Patrick O'Hearn- 33
Scott Thunes- 27
Tom Fowler- 13
Roy Estrada- 12
Arthur Barrow- 3
Erroneous- 1
Dave Parlato- 1
Jeff Simmons- 1
All others- 0
Terry Bozzio- 35
Vinnie Colaiuta- 23
Chad Wackerman- 12
Ansley Dunbar- 10
Chester Thompson- 8
Jimmy Carl Black- 4
Ralph Humphrey- 4
Jim Gordon- 1
Artur Dyer Tripp III- 1
All others- 0
Steve Vai- 32
Mike Keneally- 21
Nobody- 16
Denny Walley- 7
Adrian Belew- 5
Ike Willis- 3
Lowell George- 2
Ray White- 2
Warren Cuccurullo- 1
Jeff Simmons- 1
Dweezil Zappa- 1
All others- 0
Ruth Underwood- 49
Ian Underwood- 17
Bruce Fowler- 12
Ike Willis- 10
Napolean Murphy Brock- 8
Ed Mann- 7
Jimmy Carl Black- 4
Jean-Luc Ponty- 4
Ray White- 4
Captain Beefheart- 3
George Duke- 3
Flo 'n' Eddie (?)- 3
Don Preston- 3
Adrian Belew- 2
The Brecker Brothers (?)- 2
Mike Keneally- 2
Ricki Lancelotti- 2
Sal Marquez- 2
Motorhead Sherwood- 3
Warren Cuccurullo- 2
Tommy Mars- 2
Morgan Agren- 1
Terry Bozzio- 1
Vinnie Coliauta- 1
Walt Fowler- 1
Bunk Gardner- 1
Bob Harris #1- 1
Bob Harris #2- 1
Sugar Cane Harris- 1
Eddie Jobson- 1
Tom Malone- 1
Bobby Martin- 1
Billy Mundi- 1
Mats Oberg- 1
Bianca Odin- 1
Arthur Tripp- 1
Mark Volman (that's not Marc Bolan, that's...)- 1
All others- 0
Weasles Ripped My Flesh- 18
We're Only In It for the Money- 8
The Grand Wazoo- 5
The Man From Utopia- 4
One Size Fits All- 4
Civilization Phase III- 3
Overnite Sensation- 3
Ship Arriving Too Late to Save A Drowning Witch- 3
Uncle Meat- 3
Burnt Weeny Sandwich- 1
Chunga's Revenge- 2
Make A Jazz Noise Here- 2
Roxy and Elsewhere- 2
Sheik Yerbouti- 2
200 Motels- 1
Ahead of Their Time- 1
Baby Snakes- 1
Bongo Fury- 1
Freak Out!- 1
Hot Rats- 1
Joe's Garage- 1
Lather- 1
The Lost Episodes- 1
LSO Volume II- 1
Sleep Dirt- 1
Strictly Commercial- 1
The Yellow Shark- 1
All others- 0
Camarillo Brillo-> Muffin Man- 4
Echidna's Arf-> Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?- 4
Son of Orange County-> More Trouble Every Day- 4
Wild Love- Yo Mama- 3
Andy-> Inca Roads- 2
Big Swifty-> King Kong- 2
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Suite- 2
Anything-> Drowning Witch- 1
Beat the Reaper-> Waffenspiel- 1
The Booger Man-> Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy- 1
Debra Kadabra-> Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy- 1
Eat That Question-> Black Napkins-> 1
Excentrifugal Forz-> Apostrophe- 1
Flambay-> Spider of Destiny- 1
Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me?-> Illinois Enema Bandit- 1
Jam-> Dupree's Paradise- 1
Orange County Lumber Truck-> Weasels Ripped My Flesh- 1
Pygmy Twylyte-> Dummy Up- 1
The Radio is Broken-> Moggio- 1
Society Pages through Charlie's Enormous Mouth- 1
Titties 'n' Beer-> Cruisin for Burgers- 1
Village of the Sun-> Echidna's Arf- 1
Willie the Pimp-> Montana- 1
All others- 0
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