Elvis is Dead

 

Elvis had a Heart Attack

Cos he got too Bleedin' Fat

He Weighed nearly Half a ton

He looked more like a pregnant Mum

 

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

Elvis is Dead

 

Elvis had a Gammy Leg

He had a gammy head

He had a gammy Kidney

He's better off Dead

 

In August 1977

Elvis met his Fate

But he could not Get into Heaven

Cause he couldn't get through the Gate

 

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