About this page:

The words on the front page, part of "A Public Apology", are taken from Steve Martin's book, Pure Drivel.

The color photos were taken by me. It's not fancy photography shit I just take them when I have an extra picture or two to waste. The illustrations, like the one above, are by Jasper Tomkins, from an old calendar. He wrote Nimby. The space photos are from a calendar as well. The XXX porno photos are from ???