CHICK'S THAT RULE!
This is my bird so hands off you perverts. She is not a slut and doesn't sleep around. Her mates are total whores though. I will give you their adress if you email me. |
Yes believe it or not I am no longer in love with Nina Williams from Tekken 2. I am now seeing this chick with pink hair (pubes too) called Ani. Nina is a slut who was shagging Paul from Tekken 2 behind my back. BITCH! |
NOELS TOP 10 SEXY CHICKS OF THE WEEK
LAST WEEKS CHART POSITION THIS WEEKS POSITION (huh huh huh)
NEW ENTRY (huh huh) 1.ANI (My pink haired animated bird)
NON MOVER 2.ANGELA (Scary goth chick/demon from horror film
"Night of the Demons" parts 1 & 2. Scary chicks rule!)
NEW ENTRY (with a crucifix) 3. REGAN FROM "THE EXCORCIST"
(She is cool! Fucks herself
with a crucifix and can spin her head around and do
projectile vomiting. What more could a man ask for in
a girl. She even makes her own mother eat her pussy, cool!
I may even dump pink haired bird for this chick!)
6. 4.OLD SLUT FROM BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO AMERICA
"I can't wait do do the sluts"
5.RED (puppet chick from Fragile Rock. I'd put my hand up her)
4. 6.BETTY RUBBLE (everyones got a soft spot for Betty
but she gives me a hard one)
9.NEW ENTRY(uh huh huh) 7.LEE-LOU (Orange haired chick from the film "Fifth Element".
She is weird, and weird chicks rule!)
8.MRS MERTON (Theres nothing like an older mature woman
with a good sense of humour. Take out her false teeth
and she gives great head)
6. 9. MATILDA (She is one tough little chick. I went out with
her for a while but I dumped her cos she read too many
books. She was a good shag for her age though)
PREVIOUS NO.1 (whore!) 10. NINA WILLIAMS (Slut from "Tekken 2" who I used to love
until I found out every character from Tekken 2 had been
carassing her sexy pixels behind my back. I still spend
nights thinking about those purple suspeners though)
Now you may be thinking, "When is Noel going to start facing reality and put some real women
into his top 10?", or, "Why does Noel insist fantasising about Cartoon and computerised women,
can he not pull a real woman?". Well, urr, urr, well, urr, you see, urr, gulp.
Course I can, but have you ever met a real woman as cool as my purple haired cartoon bird or Nina from
Tekken 2. I'm sure the answer is NO!. Would a real woman get a tattoo like my bird's?
I can pull real women they just don't rule as much as the chicks in my top 10.
MORE CHICKS THAT RULE!
(These chicks didn't quite make it into the top 10 as they are real women.)
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SCHOOLGIRLS RULE! I'D GIVE HER SOME !!!!!! Huh huh huh. I met her at the "Schoolgirls 'R' us" web site which I came across (huh huh) by accident - HONEST!. I was going to do a link to it but then I decided it was too rude and I might get in loads of shit for it. However, if you click on her ikkle white knickers i'll give you a taste of whats inside them! |
The pervy guy above is Richard! Urrr, thats your mum dude!!!! |
RICHARD BAKERS MUM This is an exclusive picture of Richards mum at work! I'll have to sleep over at Richards house sometime (huh huh huh). He will probably deny this is his mum and try to feed you some bullshit about her doing a respectable job but we all know that his mum is a stripper and a dirty whore. We all know that Richards real dad is a big fat sweaty trucker who shagged Richards mum for a fiver!!! Cheap at half the price or just plain cheap? |
If anyone can CUM UP with any suggestions for chicks that rule then email me and let me know cos I am running out of cool chicks to fantasise about at the mo.
If any girlies are visiting this page and just happen to be feeling horny, then let your frusteration out by sending me a kinky e-mail to brighten up my day. On the other hand, you could send me an e-mail telling me how sick and perverted I am. You could even just send me a nice friendly e-mail, I don't care just e-mail now god damn it or I'll spank your bare bottom!
