MY SEXY ikkle FRIENDS

(ooohh! I luv 'em)

Here they are folks in no particular order of favoritism, sexiness, intelligence, pulling power, smelliness, bigbottomness, pervertedness, masterbatealotness, or shagagirraffeatthezooness.

Some of these sites are good but others are shit but I included them anyway just because they are my friends e.g. Kelly's and Becky's sites (are you ever gonna update?).

sad peeps have perved at my friends since FEB 98.

This is a pic of KIM with his sex toy.

KIM ( He is not a girl, and his page is quite flash. Any relation to Courtney ) LOVE

This is ALEX (KIM'S bird). She likes licking hairy things.

ALEX ( Did you watch the x-files last night.......... ) BURTON

This is a pic of KELLY. She is looking miserable cos she forgot to remove her pvc pants before taking a dump on the loo.

KELLY ( piercing , PVC, and shagging rock stars is my life. Noel give me back my dress ) MACBRYDE

Lee with his girlfriend Cassy. They don't always look like that, it was halloween. If you can guess what Lee was suppossed to be I will give you a million pounds,- answers on a postcard!.

LEE ( First name is really David. Everyone look at my nob ) GALE

Just Finn being all giggly and grinning, probably pissed at the time

FINN ( mad irish lightweight chick )MURPHY

TOM ( huge hairy eighties rocker who has a huge sword/phallic extension ) HODGSON

LAUREN ( clever bird with nearly as good music taste as me. Huh huh her name is grind-rod ) GRINDROD

Becky is usually a lot more friendly

BECKY ( Dizzy blond who thinks rockers are scary ) WILKINS

PHIL ( computer know it all. My pascal program has orgasms. ) PRIOR

MATT ( smart tidy hair - NOT!. [WEIRD WEB PAGE ALERT! try getting past his first page] ) HARNEY

RICHARD ( did you have a good relatonship with your mother? Mmm the taste of RAJ ) BAKER

Not the most flattering of pictures, eh Si.

SI ( head of Bradford Student Cinema and head of giving head ) WILSON

Tim can't really do that thing with his eyes!

TIM (The only adult I know who openly admits to being a fan of 'Ant 'n' Dec. The sad bastard has even seen them live. His page is cool though and he likes horror films so i'll forgive his sadness) ANGLISH

Nice mugshot, miserable.

PAUL ( Fish, vag, beef curtains, hairy axe wound. Not Mike ) TYSON

Steve ( blond bombshell ) HAWKES

Modeling pose or what!

Stephen ( fellow snogging competition stud muffin ) Fisher

Neil loves Natalie Imbruglia, mullet spotting, and taking me to funky town.

These are pics of me, Debhora, and Brian. Debhora likes clapping, and Brian trys to keep me out of trouble.
Tim, Sonya, and Si.

If anyone wants their page adding to the list or if i've missed anyone out let me know. It dosn't mean that I don't love you or that I don't want to lick strawberry ice cream from your crotch whilst your pet girraffe is taking a dump, I am just a bit forgetful thats all and I don't know if some of my friends have homepages. Now what was i just gabbling on about.

If none of my friends take your fancy then cum to me. I'm sure I can satisfy your needs and FULL FILL your desires!!

AARRGGGG! Oh yes your little bottoms will be mine to spank eternally in my bondage hell.