Who is that cute kiddy?!
You love me now don't you! Admit it, you think I was damn cute!
Don't ya just want to sit me on your knee and tell me a story and then tuck
me in bed and give me a big kiss.
Well I might as well take advantage of you now whilst you have just seen me
at my most sweet and innocent and are still in love with that ikkle button nose, big eyes,
and innocent smile. I am going to be a cheeky ikkle boy and say stuff that would normally
make you think I'm a pig and make you want to give me a slap.
Naughty Noels Cheeky Phrases
If there is grass on the pitch, it is alright to score!
(this phrase is used when people ask me why i don't say no to younger girls)
As much as I like Lasagna, I wouldn't want to have it
every night, sometimes I am in the mood for steak and chips!
(this phrase should be used when explaining to a girl why you don't want a
relationship and want to see other girls)
More Cute Photographs!
Me with my suckie thumb teddy. I remember when hs stuffin' started to come out and my mum threw him away. I loved that teddy and I cried and cried. I am over it now - I think.
This is just one of the INCREDIBLY sad photos of me and my sister wearing exactly the same clothes!!! In nearly all the old pics of me and my sister we have matching clothes!! What was my mum thinking of. I was never that aware of it at the time but people must have taken the piss.
Me with my first girlfriend. As you can tell by my gaze, I was in love. I dumped her 'cos she cut her hair really short and it didn't suit her. What a shallow little boy! She is now a fuckin' bible bashin' bitch whose dad is the leader of some religious cult which he makes loads of money from.
Me with my grandad who used to make lots of REALLY intoxicating rice 'n' raisin wine. There is a bottle in the corner. He obviosly had been drinking it, me too probably.
Me on my 2nd birthday. When I saw that cake I got all excited and said, "OOOOH CAKIE CAR, CAKIE CAR", apparently, and then cried because my mum cut it up and everyone ate it!
E-MAIL me! Abuse me! Take away my innocence! Fuck my mind up!
people have seen me as a sweet, innocent, and cute ikkle kiddy winkie since MAR 98.
