Bona Drag

Tracks

  1. Piccadilly Palare
  2. Interesting Drug
  3. November Spawned A Monster
  4. Will Never Marry
  5. Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference
  6. The Last Of The Famous International Playboys
  7. Ouija Board, Ouija Board
  8. Hairdresser On Fire
  9. Everyday Is Like Sunday
  10. He Knows I'd Love To See Him
  11. Yes, I Am Blind
  12. Lucky Lisp
  13. Suedehead
  14. Disappointed





PICCADILLY PALARE


     Off the rails I was and 
     Off the rails 
     I was happy to stay 
     GET OUT OF MY WAY 
     On the rack I was 
     Easy meat, and a reasonably good buy 
     A reasonably good buy 

     The Piccadilly palare 
     Was just silly slang 
     Between me and the boys in my gang 
     "So Bona to Vada. OH YOU 
     Your lovely eek and 
     Your lovely riah" 

     We plied an ancient trade 
     Where we threw all life's 
     Instructions away 
     Exchanging lies and digs (my way) 
     Cause in a belted coat 
     Oh, I secretly knew 
     That I hadn't a clue 

     (No, no. No, no, no. You can't get there that way. Follow me...)

     The Piccadilly palare 
     Was just silly slang 
     Between me and the boys in my gang 
     Exchanging palare 
     You wouldn't understand 
     Good sons like you 
     NEVER DO. 

     So why do you smile 
     When you think about Earl's Court ? 
     But you cry when you think of all 
     The battles you've fought (and lost) ? 
     It may all end tomorrow 
     Or it could go on forever 
     In which case I'm doomed 
     It could go on forever 
     In which case I'm doomed 

     Bona Drag ...





INTERESTING DRUG

There are some bad people on the rise There are some bad people on the rise They're saving their own skins by Ruining other people's lives Bad, bad people on the rise Young married couple in debt - ever felt had ? Young married couple in debt - ever felt had ? On a government scheme Designed to kill your dream Oh mum, oh dad Once poor, always poor La la la la la Interesting drug The one that you took TELL THE TRUTH - IT REALLY HELPED YOU An interesting drug The one that you took God, it really really helped you You wonder why we're only half-ashamed ? "Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH! ...and look around ... ...can you blame us ? CAN you blame us ? " On a government scheme Designed to kill your dream Oh mum, oh dad Once poor, always poor La la la la la Interesting drug The one that you took TELL THE TRUTH - IT REALLY HELPED YOU An interesting drug The one that you took God, it really really helped you You wonder why we're only half-ashamed ? "Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH! ...and look around ... ...can you blame us ? CAN you blame us ? "




NOVEMBER SPAWNED A MONSTER

Sleep on and dream of Love Because it's the closest you will Get to love Poor twisted child So ugly, so ugly Poor twisted child Oh hug me, oh hug me One November Spawned a monster In the shape of this child Who later cried : "But Jesus made me, so Jesus save me from pity, sympathy And people discussing me" A frame of useless limbs What can make GOOD All the BAD that's been done ? And if the lights were out Could you even bear To kiss her full on the mouth (Or anywhere?) Oh, poor twisted child So ugly, so ugly Poor twisted child Oh hug me, oh hug me One November Spawned a monster In the shape of this child Who must remain A hostage to kindness And the wheels underneath her A hostage to kindness And the wheels underneath her A symbol of where mad, mad lovers Must PAUSE and draw the line. So sleep and dream of love Because it's the closest You will get to love That November Is a time Which I must Put OUT of my mind Oh, one fine day Let it be soon She won't be rich or beautiful But she'll be walking your streets In the clothes that she went out And chose for herself.




WILL NEVER MARRY

I'm writing this to say In a gentle way Thank You - but no I will live my life as I Will undoubtedly die - alone I'm writing this to say In a gentle way Thank You ... I will live my life as I ... oh For whether you stay Or stray An inbuilt guilt catches up with you And as it comes around to your place At 5 A.M.; wakes you up And it laughs in your face




SUCH A LITTLE THING MAKES SUCH A BIG DIFFERENCE

Such a little thing Such a little thing But the difference it made was grave There you go Wielding a bicycle chain Oh, why won't you change ? Change and be nicer ? Such a little thing A gentle tone of kindness Or written words on paper - can you write ? How I love all of The very simple things of life (God's good air) How I love all of The very simple things of life Such a little thing A fumbling politeness The difference saved me Wielding a bicycle chain Why won't you change ? "I WILL NOT CHANGE AND I WILL NOT BE NICE" Most peole keep their brains Between their legs (Don't you find ?) Leave me alone - I was only singing Leave me alone because I was only singing Leave me alone - I was only singing Leave me alone You have just proved (again) MOST PEOPLE KEEP THEIR BRAINS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS




THE LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

Dear hero imprisoned With all the new crimes that you are perfecting Oh, I can't help quoting you Because everything that you said rings true And now in my cell (Well, I followed you) And here's a list of who I slew Reggie Kray - do you know my name ? Oh, don't say you don't Please say you do, (oh) I am : The last of the famous International playboys The last of the famous International playboys And in my cell (Well, I loved you) And every man with a job to do Ronnie Kray - do you know my face ? Oh, don't say you don't Please say you do, (oh) I am : The last of the famous International playboys The last of the famous International playboys In our lifetime those who kill The newsworld hands them stardom And these are the ways On which I was raised These are the ways On which I was raised I never wanted to kill I AM NOT NATURALLY EVIL Such things I do Just to make myself More attractive to you HAVE I FAILED ? Oh...  Oh, the last of the famous International playboys The last of the famous




OUIJA BOARD, OUIJA BOARD

Ouija board Would you work for me ? I have got to say Hello To an old friend Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board Would you work for me ? I have got to get through To a good friend Well, she has now gone From this Unhappy Planet With all the carnivores And the destructors of it Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board Would you help me ? Because I still do feel So horribly lonely Would you, ouija board Would you, ouija board Would you help me ? And I just can't find My place in this world She has now gone From this Unhappy Planet With all the carnivores And the destructors of it Oh hear my voice ("hear my voice") Oh hear my voice ("hear my voice") Hear my voice ("hear my voice") Hear my voice ("hear my voice") The table is rumbling ... The table is rumbling The glass is moving "No, I was NOT pushing that time" It spells : S.T.E.V.E.N The table is rumbling The glass is moving "No, I was NOT pushing that time" : P.U.S.H.O. double F. Well, she has now gone From this Unhappy Planet With all the carnivores And the destructors of it




HAIRDRESSER ON FIRE

Here is London, giddy of London Is it home of the free - Or what ? Can you squeeze me Into an empty page of your diary And psychologically save me I've got faith in you I sense the power Within the fingers Within an hour the power Could totally destroy me (Or, it could save my life) Oh, here is London "Home of the brash, outrageous and free" You are repressed But you're remarkably dressed Is it Real ? And you're always busy Really busy Busy, busy Oh, hairdresser on fire All around Sloane Square And you're just so busy Busy, busy Busy scissors Oh, hairdresser on fire (Only the other day) Was a client, over-cautious He made you nervous And when he said "I'm gonna sue you" Oh, I really felt for you ...mmm... So can you squeeze me Into an empty page of your diary; And supernaturally change me ? Change me, change Oh, here in London "Home of the brash, outrageous and free" You are repressed But you're remarkably dressed Is it Real ? And you're always busy Really busy Busy clippers Oh, hairdresser on fire All around Sloane Square And you're just too busy To see me Busy clippers Oh, hairdresser on fire (Only the other day)




EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY

Trudging slowly over wet sand Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen This is the coastal town That they forgot to close down Armageddon - come Armageddon! Come, Armageddon! Come! Everyday is like Sunday Everyday is silent and grey Hide on the promenade Etch a postcard : "How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here" In the seaside town ...that they forgot to bomb Come, Come, Come - nuclear bomb Everyday is like Sunday Everyday is silent and grey Trudging back over pebbles and sand And a strange dust lands on your hands (And on your face...) (On your face ...) (On your face ...) (On your face ...) Everyday is like Sunday "Win Yourself A Cheap Tray" Share some greased tea with me Everyday is silent and grey




HE KNOWS I'D LOVE TO SEE HIM

He Knows (he knows) Or, I think he does 'Cause when I lived In the Arse of the world He knows, he knows He knows I'd love To see him happy (Or as close as is allowed) Oh, 'cause when I lived In the Arse of the world ... He knows, he knows He knows I'd love To see him happy (Or as close as possible) As close as possible As close as possible As close as is allowed Oh, my name still conjures up deadly deeds And a bad taste in the mouth And the police - they actually know me They said : "You're just another person in the world You're just another fool with radical views You're just another who has maddening views You want to turn it on its head By staying in bed !" I said : "I know I do" He doesn't know ...




YES, I AM BLIND

Yes, I am blind No, I can't see The good things Just the bad things, oh... Yes, I am blind No, I can't see There must be something Horribly wrong with me ? God, come down If you're really there Well, you're the one who claims to care Love's young dream I'm the one who shopped you I'm the one who stopped you 'Cause in my sorry way I love you Love's young dream Are you sorry For what you've done ? Well, you're not the only one And in my sorry way I love you Yes, I am blind But I do see Evil people prosper Over the likes of you and me ALWAYS God, come down If you're really there Well, you're the one who claims to care Little lamb On a hill Run fast if you can Good Christians, they want to kill you And your life has not even begun ! You're just like me, you're just like me Oh, your life has not even begun ! You're just like me, you're just like me And your life has not even begun ! You're just like me, just like me And your life has not even begun ! You're just like me, you're just like, just like me And your life has not even begun !




LUCKY LISP

When your gift unfurls When your Talent becomes apparent I will roar from the stalls I will gurgle from the circle The Saints smile shyly Down on you Oh, they couldn't get over Your nine-leaf clover Oh, lucky lisp was not wasted on you Lucky lisp wasn't wasted on you When your name's with the best Will my name be on your guest list ? And I will roar from the stalls Ooh, the balcony fool was me, you fool Jesus made this all for you, love (you, love) He couldn't get over Your Grandma's omen Oh, lucky lisp was not wasted on you Lucky lisp wasn't wasted on you Da-da-da...




SUEDEHEAD

Why do you come here ? And why do you hang around ? I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Why do you come here When you know it makes things hard for me ? When you know, oh Why do you come ? Why do you telephone ? (Hmm...) And why send me silly notes ? I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Why do you come here When you know it makes things hard for me ? When you know, oh Why do you come ? You had to sneak into my room 'just' to read my diary "It was just to see, just to see" (All the things you knew I'd written about you...) Oh, so many illustrations Oh, but I'm so very sickened Oh, I am so sickened now Oh, it was a good lay, good lay It was a good lay, good lay It was a good lay, good lay Oh It was a good lay, good lay It was a good lay, good lay Oh, it was a good lay, good lay Oh Oh, it was a good lay It was a good lay Oh, a good lay Oh, it was a good lay Good lay, good lay Oh It was a good lay It was a good lay




DISAPPOINTED

Our unsleepable friend Gets the message on an ill wind "All your friends and your foes Would rather die than have to touch you" TO SAY THE LEAST: I'm truly disappointed Truly, truly, truly, oh... Drank too much And I said too much And there's nowhere to go - but Down Young boy - I wanna help you SEE THESE LINES ? : Truly disappointed Truly, truly, truly, oh... Don't talk to me, no About people who are "nice" 'Cause I have spent my WHOLE LIFE in RUINS Because of people who are "nice" Oh, this world may lack Style, I know Each bud must blossom and grow, oh... Young girl, one day you will be old But the thing is, I love you NOW Mmm ... This is the last song I will ever sing (Yeah!) No: I've changed my mind again (Aaw...) GOODNIGHT AND THANKYOU