1. Name
Cuitlahac

2. Sex
not frequently enough to suit me

3. Age
not too old to need sex

4a. Weight
198 and dropping

4b. Height
5'10"and dropping

4c. Race
the Hambletonian

5. Religion
yes

6. Disorders
frequent flatulence

7. Annoying Habits
ear picking

8. Personality Quirks
violent when filling out application forms

9. Combat Training
Army basic training

10. Hobbies
all forms of silliness

11. Favorite TV show
the Soupy Sales show

12. Favorite movie
NOT any of the Star Wars movies!!

13. Favorite quote
"Honesty is the best politics." -Stan Laurel

14. Quote from YOU
"and THEN a wild rhinocerous trampled everyone! The end!"
15. On Medication? If so, what kind?
Claritin

16. Smoke?
No thanks, I already have one.

17. Drink?
No thanks, I already have one.

18. Do drugs?
Do drugs what????? Do drugs make me sleepy? YES! Do drugs make YOU sleepy? How should I know??????

19. Sleep around?
No, I sleep on my side. My wife says I pass gas in my sleep, but I don't believe her!

20. Ever killed anyone before? Details.
Yes! er...Sorry, my lawyer says to say ,"NO! NEVER!"

21. How many fights have you been in? Details.
3, um....2...well....I've never been in a real fight, except with my wife! Does that count? I lost that one too!

22. Person to be notified in case of death:
whose death? YOURS? MINE?

23. What would you do with your newfound fame upon winning “Wrath”?
I would give it all to charity.