1. Name
Ken Kaufman

2. Sex
male

3. Age
39

4a. Weight
205

4b. Height
5'9"

4c. Race
Human, I think. Subrace: caucasian

5. Religion
Jewish

6. Disorders
thinking I have none

7. Annoying Habits
Punning incessantly

8. Personality Quirks
Looking at things from unexpected angles; A wee bit quiet when not comfortable; Deadhead

9. Combat Training
A few years of kickboxing, role-playing & video games, weightlifting, rush hour driving in the Washington area, summer camp riflery

10. Hobbies
Games (especially cards and party games); Geography; Useless Trivia

11. Favorite TV show
Whose Line Is It Anyway?

12. Favorite movie
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

13. Favorite quote
"My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child."

14. Quote from YOU
"While further experimentation is needed to determine if this is a regular occurrence, and if so its cause, it is possible that a level of imbalance is reached in the population that hinders both the establishment of large numbers of seeded examples and their kin for improvement, and the blossoming of promising, but relatively weak, randomly generated individuals."

15. On Medication? If so, what kind?
No.

16. Smoke?
no

17. Drink?
occasionally, it probably averages out to a ber or two a month

18. Do drugs?
Haven't in a long time.

19. Sleep around?
Sorry, in a monogamous relationship

20. Ever killed anyone before? Details.
During the moth infestation of the Summer of 72, I killed over 1000 of those bastards

21. How many fights have you been in? Details.
None in a quarter century. Usually was on the short end of the stick then.

22. Person to be notified in case of death:
Send to iadl@spinnoff.com, so the other editors will know they need to get off their asses.

23. What would you do with your newfound fame upon winning “Wrath”?
I'm going to Disneyworld!