1. Name
Painful Anal Sore

2. Sex
any port will do

3. Age
old enough to know better, but don't

4a. Weight
alright, but for how long?

4b. Height
giant dwarf

4c. Race
too old for that, I walk

5. Religion
pagan

6. Disorders
see under "name"

7. Annoying Habits
posting joke board messages

8. Personality Quirks
a dash of homicidal mania, of course!

9. Combat Training
daily commuting in NJ/NY area

10. Hobbies
turning critters into roadkill

11. Favorite TV show
blank screen/test pattern

12. Favorite movie
The Producers, Holy Grail, and the like

13. Favorite quote
What's your major malfunction, numbnuts!? (Full Metal Jacket)

14. Quote from YOU
Go #@$@$ yourself, you #@$@#$!
15. On Medication? If so, what kind?
Yeah, whatever I can get at the free clinic

16. Smoke?
only when lit (see #17)

17. Drink?
only to excess

18. Do drugs?
only if I can still stand up and find them (see # 17)

19. Sleep around?
I don't know. Has anyone seen "Sleep"? Yo! Sleep, get over here!

20. Ever killed anyone before? Details.
I must have 'cause of those pictures of me in the post office. Details? Hell, I blacked out!

21. How many fights have you been in? Details.
None, I prefer sneaking up my victims. That's strategy for you! That's planning! Forethought!

22. Person to be notified in case of death:
NEW YORK, LA, CHICAGO, MIAMI, DC HOMICIDE PLUS THE FBI/CIA. oh, and Barney Fife!

23. What would you do with your newfound fame upon winning “Wrath”?
Get a new roommate...the old one is really putrifying!