NEWS FLASH! EARL THE SQUIRREL IS A GIRL!?

Can it be true? Yes, it's true. Today Earl had a journey to the vet and behold...he is woman, hear him roar, I mean she is woman here her roar. Will this mixed up squirrel have problems later in life? I don't know. Maybe Earl could be a guest on Jerry Springer, but then he would beat me up for his sexual misidentity. After all I was the one who called her a boy. What will be the fate of Earl?

Earl's Fate Poll
What will be the fate of Earl?

she will get a sex change
she will be a transexual
she will be a lesbian
she will be just fine, and change her name to Early
she will go on the springer show and beat me up


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