SQUIRREL SATELLITE TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED!
		Last night while watching t.v., the cable went out. Minutes later I heard scrurrying on my roof, soon after that the cable went back on, but it was not cable. It was a strange network with squirrels. I recieved a transmission of the show South Park Squirrels, and after that my t.v. went back to normal cable. The show was much like the South Park on Comedy Central, but there were no voices, just chitter. Are underground squirrels ripping cable networks t.v. shows off? Do you ever wonder why the cable goes out so often? Maybe the answers are in the squirrels.
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