A MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE!
Something funky in the Gene Pool, Squirmunks.-
What is a squirmunk you ask? Well you can see
the latest issue of "The Bold and the Bushytailed,"
or I can tell you right now. A squirmunk is a mix
of a squirrel and a chipmunk. At first it was just a
ridiculous storyline, but we here at Psycho Squirrels
took it a little too far. We locked a squirrel and a
chipmunk in a nesting box, and they went at it.
Surprisingly enough, several weeks later, we had
ourselfs a frisky little squirmunk on our hands.
The Proud Parents
Meet Dolly Squirrel, she is the mother.
A very special mother, the first of her
kind.
Meet Stewart Chipmunk, the furry father.
He is fond of larger women.
ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE SQUIRMUNK?


CAN YOU HANDLE THE SQUIRMUNK?
OH my GOD!! It's...it's...a....SQUIRMUNK!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I really should be ashamed of myself, but I'm not.