| A MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Something funky in the Gene Pool, Squirmunks.- What is a squirmunk you ask? Well you can see the latest issue of "The Bold and the Bushytailed," or I can tell you right now. A squirmunk is a mix of a squirrel and a chipmunk. At first it was just a ridiculous storyline, but we here at Psycho Squirrels took it a little too far. We locked a squirrel and a chipmunk in a nesting box, and they went at it. Surprisingly enough, several weeks later, we had ourselfs a frisky little squirmunk on our hands. |
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| The Proud Parents | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Meet Dolly Squirrel, she is the mother. A very special mother, the first of her kind. |
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| Meet Stewart Chipmunk, the furry father. He is fond of larger women. |
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| ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE SQUIRMUNK? CAN YOU HANDLE THE SQUIRMUNK? |
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| OH my GOD!! It's...it's...a....SQUIRMUNK!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I really should be ashamed of myself, but I'm not. | |||||||||||||||||||||||