This page is dedicated to Tito our magnificent Math Master of Algebra II. Here you can view pictures of Tito (the GIANT ASS) and read the testaments of concerned students.
And Remember... Bill Blass...It's All In the ASS!!
Thee Ass: A Trilogy
The sad but true story of Tito, math wizard, pork-pie face, and last but not least, giant ASS:
As we walked into school on that september morning, we thought it would be a schoolyear like any other, and a math class like any other, but little did we know that we were about to encounter what is probably the largest rear end ever beheld in recorded history, and the dirty old man attached to it. At first we regarded it with disbelief, thinking our teacher had just chosen unflattering pants that day (bill blass, of course). But soon, we realized that the ASS was here to stay, that it had unfortunately become a part of our daily lives, so we decided to name it. After some deliberating, we settled on the perfect name... TITO. We began to actually look forward to math class each day.
Tito the Haiku
It is so so big
Although I try not to look-
It calls out to me.
By: Brendan
Untitled I
I see Tito-
free and easy in a Speedotm
I wake up, screaming.
By: Brendan
Untitled II
Cherry Blossoms fall
upon a clear, winter lake.
Tito freaks me out.
By: Brendan
Meditation on the Buddha
The Buddha is fat
round, enlightened, and wise. But
Tito is fatter.
More plump.
Juicier.
Larger.
Wider.
By: Brendan
Global Booty
I sit in class trying to pay attention
But I can't take my eyes off--
Tito.
I want to learn
I'm falling behind in my studies
It's destroying me-
Slowly...
There's nothing I can do
It's a greater force
It has more power that I do
Somebody help me-
Please!!
By: Rosa "Booty Call" Peiffer (_|_)
Any Submissions From Individuals Who Have Laid Eyes On This Notorious B.I.G (Booty) Can Send Them To: taffi2@hotmail.com