- No Surprize
- (Tyler/Perry)
- nineteen seventy one
- we all heard the starters gun
- New York is such a pity but at Max's Kansas City we won
- we all shot the shit at the bar
- with Johnny O'Toole and his scar
- and then old Clive Davis said he's surely gonna make us a star
- I'm gonna make you a star
- just the way you are
- but with all his style
- I could see in his eyes
- that we is goin' on trial
- and it was no surprize
- the boys kept kickin' ass
- as usual time will tell
- but some bitch in the choir threw waters on the fires of hell
- she loved to show and tell
- lord she loved to tell
- but with all our style
- you could see in our eyes
- that we is still on trial
- baby it's no surprize, no surprize, no surprize, no surprize
- midnight lady
- situation fetal
- vaccinate your ass with your phonograph needle
- I say lookie here
- friend of mine
- scratch like you need calomine
- flamingo boots
- soles a-creakin'
- still in love and Puerto Rican too
- ridin' on the wheels of hell
- smokin' up our axle grease
- oh the backstage is rockin' and we're coppin' from the local police
- that's right the local police
- or the justice of peace
- chorus
- rock and roll
- junkie whore
- got my foot inside the door
- knock knock, knock knock, knock
- nobody's keepin' score
- bad times go away
- come again some other day
- topaz and sassafraz
- will keep the blues away
- candy store rock and roll
- corporation jelly roll
- play the singles it ain't me
- it's programmed insanity
- you ASCAP if BMI
- could ever make a mountian fly
- if Japanese can boil teas
- then where the fuck's my royalties?
- Chiquita
- (Tyler/Perry)
- ooh, on the beach at cartegena
- she, salty baby with the name-a
- oh, chiquita
- oh, love chiquita
- she, takes to walkin' in the sunshine
- she, she'll be lovin' till the moon shine
- love chiquita
- oh, love chiquita
- she, got the poppy-eyed desire
- tease, till the boys put out the fire
- love chiquita
- oh, love chiquita
- oh no no, now don't you wake me up I'm dreaming
- no no no, if you shake me I'll be screaming
- love chiquita
- oh love chiquita
- Remember (Walking In The Sand)
- (Morton)
- seems like the other day
- my baby went away
- she went away 'cross the sea
- it's been two years or so
- since I saw my baby go
- and then this letter came for me
- it said that we was through
- she found somebody new
- oh, lemme think, lemme think, what shall I do?
- oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no...
- (remember) walking in the sand
- (remember) walking hand in hand
- (remember) the night was so exciting
- (remember) her smile was so inviting
- (remember) then she touched my cheek
- (remember) with her fingertips
- (remember) softly, softly we met with a kiss
- whatever happened to
- that girl that I once knew
- the girl that said she'd be true
- oh, whatever happened to
- that night I gave it to you
- what will you do with it now
- Cheese Cake
- (Tyler/Perry)
- I met a babe in a backseat drive-in
- back in the saddle she'd sit
- pulled on the reins just to keep me risin'
- she loved to chomp at the bit
- daddy do it, ooh, just do it
- daddy do it, please let me see
- do it, please just do it daddy
- do it, do it, drivin' me crazy
- she always walks with her eyes down on her bootlace
- she lives to give it away
- she don't believe in the right time or the wrong place
- she's always liable to say
- (cheese cake) looser than her sister
- (cheese cake) mmm, her sugar gets me high
- she knows I can't resist her (cheese cake)
- got my fingers in her pie (cheese cake)
- (cheese cake) sneakin' out the back door
- (cheese cake) rollin' down the lawn
- everybody's kissed her (cheese cake)
- at the crack of dawn (cheese cake)
- Three Mile Smile
- (Tyler/Perry)
- take a walk in the warm New England sun
- ain't no time to look for clues
- you get the point from Uncle Sam's loaded gun
- who be the hand that light the fuse
- take a look, take a look at my old billy goat
- he used to raise all kinds of hell
- he took a dose of radiation dope
- back in the barn is where he fell, like hell
- Lucy, chromosome
- Lucy, superdome
- what makes you think you patronizin' my old friends
- after you ride in my car, car
- what you do when your oil's mexican?
- OPEC boys you went too far, too far
- Lucy, superdome
- Lucy, chromosome
- Lucy, papadum
- Lucy, sing the song
- ah, dig it up
- ah, live it up
- ah, dig it up
- ah, live it up
- look out
- Reefer Head Woman
- (Melrose/Bennett/Gillum)
- I got a reefer headed woman
- she fell right down from the sky
- I got a reefer headed woman
- she fell right down from the sky
- well, I gots to drink me two fifths of whiskey
- just to get half as high
- when the good Lord made that woman
- he sure went to town
- ooh, when the good Lord made that woman
- he sure went to town
- well, when he was feelin' high
- ooh, he sure shoulda been feelin' low
- Bone To Bone (Coney Island White Fish Boy)
- (Tyler/Perry)
- flatbush boy cruisin' sheepshead bay
- his boardwalk mama just a sniff away
- underground DMT ridin' thunder train
- the coney island whitefish boy is on the run again
- ooh, runnin' with the pack
- ooh, never lookin' back
- ooh, knows just where he's been
- that coney island whitefish boy's been there and back again
- sixteen years with his boardwalk queen
- n' at steeplechase she used to wet his dreams
- she combs her hair, that flaming jewel, streaked with clorox bleach
- coney gettin' down and dirty, snortin' up the beach
- she'd be screamin' coney
- she'd be dreamin' coney
- go get 'em coney
- coney
- bone to bone screamin' coney
- she'd be screamin' coney
- get back in town
- get back in town
- get back, get down
- get back in town
- coney
- she'd be screamin' coney
- best believin' coney
- Think About It
- (Relf/McCarty/Page)
- when will the clouds all blow it away
- when will the good people have a say
- now, I hope you're still around to see the day
- take a while, think about it (3x)
- who can tell what is up or down
- who can believe a king or be the clown
- then climb your tree, take a look around
- take a while, think about it (2x)
- that which is now, will be again
- who can decide, who is insane
- Mia
- (Tyler)
- hush-a-bye my baby soft and new
- ooh her loveliness, gypsy dance in the rain
- hush-a-bye my baby what you do
- ooh, the baby cries, the wind she's a-callin' your name
- where you came from you ain't alone
- live and loved from the old jaw bone
- ahh don't you cry, you're home sweet home
- rock-a-bye sweet lady gypsy blue
- ooh, the nightingale's singin her song in the rain
- hush-a-bye sweet lady soft and new
- ooh don't you cry, the wind she's a-screamin' your name
- come too soon that sunny day
- you give your heart away
- no divorcee, no repouise