10. Your opening line is: "So what's your home page address?"

9. Your best friend is someone you've never met.

8. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds.

7. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Web page with no links.

6. You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page Of The Day" on your wedding day.

5. You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guardrail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You look for the "Back" button.

4. You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again.

3. Your dog has his own Web page.

2. So does your hamster.

-----And the No. 1 sign that you have overdosed on the World Wide Web: When you read a magazine, you have the irrestible urge to click on the underlined passages!!!!