Wow what a classic quote...

Hmm... is it me or does that tap have a sort of subliminal message thing goin' on....?

*enter ominous music here*

Anyone know which way the washroom is?

NOW GO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!!

Where to start...?

Teigen

Well first of all, "hello" to TEIGEN, who was the first person to sign my guestbook!! You have my eternal respect!! :) And I just want to say thanks, b/c you were the one who got me involved in Mr. Crawford's band - I know it's cheesy but thanks babe!!

Elan

HELLO

Stacey

Well hey there Stacey, how's life? Okay, let's just get one thing straight about Saturday night - I was not the one that called your cousin's 'toy' a, well, peanut. (If you know what I mean. I'm sure you do. Hehehe.) Sorry about that. But you were the one who said I could spit in it!! And there were fourteen pieces in that pizza!! Don't even try to say that I ate two more pieces than you! You ate seven too!! You're just mad because I beat you @ our pizza eating contest!! Did you like my scream when I was eating pizza and my foot popped out!? :^)

Lauren

Hey look it's Donny Burns!! (where's Lauren when you need her?) Anyway, hey LaurYn with a Y!! You know, we wouldn't be friends if it wasn't for cafeteria chicken burgers. Well maybe we would be, but that was the start of our 'chicken burger buddy' friendship. That's weird if you think about it... anyway... my puppies are gone now, it's safe to come over to my house!! No more shit!!! (sorry about that.... hehehe) Maybe you can hop on your rollerblades and I'll get on my lawnmower and we'll meet at Burgoyne and hang out there. Right. Well at least they deliver pizza there.... ("but my parents aren't here and I told them I'd eat something, and I'm not allowed to use the stove, and I only live like 5 minutes away from Burgoyne....") !! See ya then swim buddy!!!

AMANDA

AMANDA ALLEN!! ORANGEJOCKASS!! ORANGINA!! "KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE?" "BANANA"... "KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE?" "BANANA"... "KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE?" "BANANA"... "KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE?" "BANANA"... "KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE?" "ORANGE" "ORANGE WHO?" "ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?" HEHEHE... SORRY CHICA, COULDN'T RESIST. HEY LOOK I'M AMANDA ALLEN, I'M WRITING IN CAPS LOCK AND IN ORANGE, HEHEHE. HEY MAN DID I SCARE YOU WITH MY BURP TODAY? SORRY... REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE REALLY HYPER AND YOU AND ME AND KRISTA WERE EATING THE POPCORN OFF STACEY'S FLOOR? THAT WAS COOL, EXCEPT FOR THE HAIRBALLS. ECH. AND THAT WAS A LOVELY STORY ABOUT THOSE FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING... YEAH WHATEVER. EW THE VIAGRA SONG IS ON THE RADIO. HEHEHE, ARE YOU GETTING EXCITED AMANDA? "STRUT, BRIAN, STRUT!!" "HEY JIMMER!" SEE YOU IN PHYS ED!

Melissa

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo! Melissa, Melissa, Melissa... hehehe, what can I say? Hey you never brought your raincoat to school so we could birdbath you!!! Remember when we tried and you screamed so loud Madame Card came?! That was halarious. Really now. That was a lovely drawing you did on my leg... it almost didn't come off you know! That would have been REALLY embarrassing. And I showed my mum the picture of the guy on my stomach and I forgot that you could kinda see the other thing you drew on there!! Aw jeez! But I don't think she noticed it - it was dark. Hehehe, you are the coolest swimmer, but I can't swim with you because you make me laugh and then I sink! And stop swimming into me!! And I know that chick liked it with our asses out of the water.... ("Your butts are sticking out of the water!!" "Aw, you like it...") hehehe... TAMPON!! Hehehe, that was scary. Can't you wait until health with Mrs. Hasson? Ew.... nasty. MEL! Stealing pens from Tim Hortons is tonnes of fun with you! "I'm just going to borrow it! I'll bring it back tomorrow!" Hehehe remember the other night when Jacqueline was talking about the dance and we were like "Whew! Close one! WHEW!" And partying with "Steven"! Pien ridgid Wright!! Are you going to Tyke Tercers??? Anywho, see you in gym!!

Kate

Hellooooooooooooooo! Last year I never EVER saw you at school, that sucked. Except for that time when Mike walked by and you started pinching my arm. Shit that hurt. Oh, Mike, what a hottie.... hehehe.... But THIS year is sooo much better because yer locker is right beside mine! Why is it you're not in any of my classes AGAIN?! I mean, last year was bad enough! Anyway, we should have another girlie night like the night when I first met you at Staceys and play Ouija again... without Jess of course!! Simmer, SIMMER!! :)

Liz

Hi Liz, what's up? Congratulations of being Buddhist. So how's life in Mildmay? ohh How's Ben? See you @ New Years Marg!!

Marky

Hee hee hee!! How's it hanging? "Did he really?" Man, fun times, good times... That was so cool making Bagel Bites at your house at 3:30 in the morning and then trying to eat them (and LIFE) with Chop Sticks! Hee hee hee!! And thanks for getting those chips for me... I was too afraid to go down in your basement in the dark!! :( You are my hero!! We'll have to do that again sometime, okay? ("I can see Venus!" "I can see Uranus!!" HAHAHAHA!!) - Well I couldn't erase the above, even though I'm updating, b/c those were some good times... it sucks now that we go to different schools huh? Oh well, hey remember when we were in Zehrs and we watched the lobsters for the whole time, like 3 hours?! That was so cool. And we were like "Rock Lobster", hehehe, and then you started to pick a fight with the one lobster and he stuck his tenticle out of the water!! And that big ass one that kicked everyone's ass... hehehe.... Oh and when you yelled "hi Owen" to him and then ran away!! That was SO halarious!! Don't ever change man, you kick ass. You want L.S.!! I know you do. Oh yeah. That is so cool that you are buddy buddy with Gary Good now (or are you on a first name basis with him? Should I just say "Gary?" HEHEHE) Yeah well I'm on a first name basis with "Stevie" so there!! "If you wannabe my lover..." Oh man that swing guy was the best!! "He wanted you. Let's go dye our hair." Hehehe. Yeah well I wanted him too. He gave me a free swing ride. "I'm Velcor!!" And you were running in the air!! I can't tell you how cool that looked. No diggity. No doubt. And that Westside boy wanted you. Or was it the guy on the Polar Express that waved to you? *L* Remeber that hot guy who was standing in line behind us and we're like, "oops I fell on you..." but his girlfriend was there but oh well he was hot! Wow that was an awesome day. HOW ABOUT SOME CHERRY BLASTERS FOR THE CAR RIDE HOME? Hehehe, and when we were on our way back from Toronto when you and me and Jenna and Ken and Donna went and then the tire blew up!! And we were outside the car singing Spice Girls "Come on come on..." I think I've written a bit much here... kinda like in your guestbook. "Is Russel Teeple there?" Well, JavaJivin' Chica, 6060842!! Oh we got on TV!! LOBSTERS ARE OFFICALLY OUR THING!! PINCHY! "Sun's up, mm-hmm. I'm wondering where the lions are" Ohh remember when we were in the Kitchener Mall and I was buying my phone an we were really really hyper and my mum started to get all mad at us?! Hehehe. Or how about when we hung out in yer shed "for shits and giggles" while Lyndsey talked to Jenna on the phone? "We nearly dropped it!" "NO WE DIDN'T!" Hehehe okay so I snapped a few times that night! But you would too if you had seen a white sweater!!!! Hows the bruise on your forehead from falling on that box when you were laughing at me? Have you ever had a dream about a dead snake biting you?

Well I'm pretty darn sure that someone I know who I didn't mention on this page is going to read all of this and feel left out, well I'm sorry! My deepest and most humble apologies! :)

That's it. Go home now.