Degrassi

Please understand that you won't "get" any of these jokes unless you were, and/or still are a die hard Degrassi street/school/junior high/high fan.

Characters

  • Joey Jerimiah
  • Snake (Archie Simpson)
  • Wheels (Derek Wheeler)
  • Kathleen Mead
  • Catlin Ryan
  • Simon
  • Alexa
  • Michelle
  • B.L.T. (Brian Lester Thomas)
  • Lucy Fernandez
  • Claude
  • Yick Yu
  • Shayne Mckay
  • Tessa
  • Dwayne
  • Erika & Heather Farrell
  • Maya
  • Arthur Kobalewsky
  • Spike (Christine Nelson)
  • Patrick
  • Luke
  • Scooter
  • Clutch
  • Mr. Radich
  • Ms. Avery
  • L.D.
  • Liz
  • Alex
  • Voula
  • Melanee

    Not in any specific order

    Jokes

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    SHAYNE
    SHAYNE who...
    SHAYNE jumped off a bridge...and du-dumb jerk you should be k-kicked in the head.

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    KATHLEEN
    KATHLEEN who...
    KATHLEEN found 2 joints in the sanitary napkin machine

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    SNAKE
    Snake who...
    SNAKE found CLAUDE dead in the bathroom

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    JOEY
    JOEY who...
    JOEY walked through the cafeteria naked

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    ERIKA
    ERIKA who...
    ERIKA got pregnant then had an abortion

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    SNAKE
    SNAKE who...
    SNAKE tripped over a skeleton in IT CREEPS!

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    ERIKA
    ERIKA who...
    Don't they understand how hard it was

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there...
    LIZ
    LIZ who...
    MURDERER!!!

    Tongue Twisters

    Shane sucked sticky substance during scum concert.

    Caitlin can't control Claude's killing.

    Joey jogged jiggling his jewels.

    L.D. lays lamely and lonely with leukemia.

    Well Guess what I found the other day! I found the words to the Degrassi songs! Wow I know you're totally excited and you just can't wait to read them so here goes.
    Degrasse Junior High Theme

    Wake up in the morning feeling shy and lonely gee I got to go to school. I don't think I can make it. Don't think I can take it, I'm wonderin' what I'm going to do.

    But then I look around and see, that someone is smiling right at me. WAIT! That someone's talking to me, hey I've got a new friend.

    Everybody can succeed all you need is to believe, be honest with yourself forget your fears and doubts come on give us a try, at Degrassi Junior High!

    Wow That was fun here's another!

    Degrassi High

    Wake up in the morning, got to shake the feeling. I've gotta face a day at school. What's to be afraid of I can ask a question, and maybe even bend the rules.

    I'll seach for a place we all fit in, there's a way if I look that I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone I can face the unknown.

    Everybody can succeed, in yourself you must believe. Give it a try. At Degrassi High!

    So That's all I can say about Degrassi! Just a reminder, these jokes are only JOKES! and they only apply to fans of the Degrassi show. Or really demented people who would think they are funny.

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