The Infernal Page of Death
By Josh Venning

For your viewing pleasure, (or perhaps sickened fascination) I have added a Messed Up Josh gallery!  In it you will find all sorts of altered pictures of me... some have certain themes, while others (like the one above) are just plain weird!
Here are the pictures I have so far:
You can look at all of these and the original picture through this link, or click on the picture.  If you have any themes you would like to suggest, you can add them in the survey box at the bottom.

Ok, ok, so this isn't really the Infernal Page of Death... I just couldn't think of anything better to name it!  (shows you how original I am!)  And anyway, maybe I WANTED something dorky and juvenile for a title; ever thought of that??  But who cares...  I'm sure you don't want me to take up all this web space justifying my title, (although some pages can be that pointless)  so I'll get on with explaining what this page is about.  Well, to tell you the truth, this page is about a lot of stuff...  but it's mostly about me!  And yep, that's my red face up there above this text.  It was taken my senior year of high school which was about 2 years ago.  I've gotten a lot "scruffier" since then.  (grew my hair out, and such)  But I'm still me!  (minus the short, slicked back hair)  I wasn't planning on growing long hair and a goatee, but I found out it was a law that if you went to UNCA (where I go) and it was your second year, you had to look scruffy* as well as participate in one or more of the following: playing guitar, kayaking, snowboarding, and/or mountain biking...  of which I do all the above, and enjoy them all.
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*scruffy: adj- any type of appearance in which the subject includes but is not limited to the following characteristics:  facial hair, preferably a goatee and/or long sideburns, and long or disheveled hair, occaisionally in dreadlocks.

  You can look at a crappy picture that I drew but haven't figured out what to do with yet through this link.  (I scanned it in off the back of my college notebook last semester.... shows you how I spent my class time!)

As part of an ongoing project which could prove to be vital to the state of human existance as we know it, I have included this survey for each visitor to complete upon each visitation.  While the information we ask for may seem ridiculus, I assure you that it is vital to the dedicated scientists on my project team, who are working around the clock to produce significant results.  And in return for your service in filling out this form, I will keep you updated as to the progress of our operation.

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