SNOUT


The Porkchop Productions/Tijuana Nettwerk Email Zine

************************* SNOUT ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** (||) Vol. 1 Issue 1 Friday, May 30th ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------INTRODUCTION--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, my name is Porkchop, founder and head of Tijuana Productions(aka formerly Porkchop Productions). This is "Snout" our new free internet zine coming to you weekly(unless you unsubscribe) from a little island I like to call Man-Hat-Tan. The zine is dedicated to film, music, and anything else on my mind, mostly concentrating on the ska scene since that is where most of our audience lies, but we are not a narrow-focused publications and shall incorporate anything of interest to you or us. We are basically doing this because our radio show at School of Visual Arts is over for the summer and we needed some way to keep on with promotion and exposure, and a real zine is just too expensive, plus via the internet, I can reach so many more of you. At Tijuana Productions, we also represent many projects and promote, review, everything but exploit bands and films that deserve it, as well as spotlighting the obvious popular pieces of the arts out there. Right now, we currently represent a ska/rocksteady band from CT, The Radiation Kings; a punk-ska band from CT, Inward Variation; a silly punk band from NYU, The Lepers; and the aspiring film careers of P@t Burritt and Barton Campbell. We will advertise anything for free in the zine since this doesn't cost us much besides time, and maybe we'll print you an article or something-just send us a letter at the email addresses at the bottom of the page. Also check out our many web pages!!! --PORKCHOP ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10 MAD PROPS TO: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1)NOAH WILDMAN(for the shows,the roof, & the thunder) 2)LO-FI LEE SOBEL(for the help and the opportunity to review) 3)ADRIENNE LEE V.(for not making fun of me) 4)GENEIVIEVE & PHILIPPE(for being fans) 5)JON SHAFT OF I.V.(for the review) 6)DICKY BARRETT(for offering his opinions) 7)JEFF BAKER(for being so nice to the R.K.) 8)LINDA FINCH(Earhart styling) 9)ANNICK & ANYA(for coming all the way from Maine) 10)ERIC & TC @ RADICAL RECORDS(for the gig) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10 BOLLOCKS TO: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1)The CIA(as always) 2)SWITZERLAND(for lying about being neutral) 3)Governor PATAKI(for the rent turmoils) 4)The Texas Tornado 5)Chess computers 6)JOE CAMEL 7)DEANN HORACK 8)OMAR at work 9)The Bulls 10)This computer ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------ARTICLES------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AN IDOL BY AN OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL..." by PORKCHOP -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This weekend, something I saw taking place disturbed me. I saw some kids getting the autographs of Spring Heeled Jack and Skavoovie & the Epitones on the covers of their CDs. Now many present at the time claimed the bands well deserved this kind of repect. I'd like to disagree. I have become especially hatred of autographs in the past few years, after living a childhood once excited about the fact that my family had Michael Jackson's, Norman Rockwell's, Bette Davis', and my final autograph, Adam Duritz of Counting Crows. I've always loved meeting celebrities and autographs was a way to prove to friends that I had done so. Then, I visited a store near Times Square that had just about every actor and singer you could think of for sale at outrageous prices, the worst being $2000 for Sid Vicious' crayoned signature photo. I understood that so many people were exploiting these people's names on pieces of paper to get lots of money. That's really wrong. To me, a name means nothing. I go by so many that I don't even care what I'm called whether it be Porkchop or Barton or Chris or Fatboy,etc. They're just labels to identify. They aren't the real deal, Evander Hollyfield, sorry. An autograph to me was a representation that I was with the person in the flesh, hopefully got to talk to them. These celebs(in the better cases) are known for what they did with their minds(often also bodies) and so that's what should be achieved. Talk to a celeb, hang out with an idol. Don't disturb them just to have them sign a photo. Don't try and dig through they're garbage for a copy of something they may have signed. Get to experience the person, not the name. I have hung out with Spring Heeled Jack and Skavoovie and the Epitones and these kids could've as well-most of them are super-nice guys. I talk to famous actors all the time where I work. Most of them are friendly enough to offer a greeting and a handshake and maybe a slight moment of themselves that is much more memorable than a bit of pen and ink. And please, whatever you do, don't encourage any exploitation by buying an autographed photo from a store or magazine ad, even if it is authentic, what could it possibly mean to you? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SODA IS JUST SODA...REALLY" by PORKCHOP --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know, I don't watch television much. Hate commercials too much. But recently I've been catching Conan after work. And I keep seeing this commercial campaign for Diet Coke. One ad features a young girl asking if Diet Coke will maker her beautiful. Her grandmother points out that she never drank it. She is very ugly. Proving that Diet Coke will make her beautiful. And what's with the Italian anyway? The other I've seen once and features two guys girl watching in the middle of a blizzard. They only like the ones drinking Diet Coke cause it means their beautiful. Which means they're also stupid too cause who drinks cold soda during a blizzard? Anyway, its bad enough kids think that products will improve their image. Now we have a product that actually uses the campaign "Diet Coke: You Are What You Drink", which too me would be horrible because I hate the taste of Diet Coke and I wouldn't want to date girl that tasted like it. But I hate physical image anyway. I'm not saying to ban this product, I'm saying trust what your taste is. If you think its gonna make you look good you're wrong. Though it wont make you as chubby as regualar Coke, diet soda is even worse for young girls/women because it can contribute to pimples and ostioperosis. Its also strange to think that these ads are for the same company that brings us Sprite which features my favorite campaign lately: "Image is nothing; Thirst is Everything". I still don't drink Sprite much because I'm not as big a fan as I used to, but give it props for honesty. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------FILM SECTION------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ::: NEWS :::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --This past weekend, "THE LOST WORLD"(JURASSIC PARK 2) made a record breaking $92.7 million from 41/2 days(Thursday night previews are included). It was shown in 3,281 screens nationwide and in just 3 days accumulated the films budget of $74 million. It now ranks as the number one weekend opener of all time beating out former champ "Independence Day"($85 million). The film also proved itself a review-proof success after getting weak mixed reviews across the nation. Of course reports are now coming in from surveys that show the film to be a big disappointment with most audiences, making the return visit unlikely. -The James Cameron film "TITANIC", possibly the most expensive film ever made has rescheduled from July to December 19th due to technical difficulties. -GWEN STEFANI, singer of the formerly-known-as-a-ska-band No Doubt, has signed a contract with a talent agency in Hollywood to begin a film acting career. Once again, seeming to really want to be Madonna. -The new "Superman Reborn" is officially going to be directed by TIM BURTON("Batman"; "Mars Attacks") who is having the script, originally penned by KEVIN SMITH("Clerks"; "Chasing Amy"), rewritten. The only actor signed on is NICHOLAS CAGE("The Rock"; "Leaving Las Vegas") as 'Superman'. Last reported negotiations and rumors included JIM CARREY to play 'Brainiac', SANDRA BULLOCK to play 'Lois Lane', JACK NICHOLSON to play 'Lex Luthor', and MICHAEL KEATON in a cameo as 'Batman'. I am really disappointed in this whole mess of news. -JIM CARREY is also in talks to star in the remake of DON KNOTTS' classic "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" which is just yet another shame. -Screenwriters LARRY KARASZEWSKI & SCOTT ALEXANDER("Ed Wood"; "Larry Flynt") are currently penning a biopic of the VILLAGE PEOPLE. -WILL SMITH("Independence Day") is set to star as MUHAMMED ALI in a new biopic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::REVIEWS::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -"THE FIFTH ELEMENT"- [1997, Columbia/Gaumont] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- directed by Luc Besson("The Professional"; "La Femme Nikita") written by Luc Besson("The Professional") & Robert Mark Kamen("Lethal Weopon 3") from Besson's story. starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Ian Holm, Gary Oldman, Chris Tucker I have heard very few good things said about this film. The plot is weak, Tucker is annoying, etc. I, on the other hand, agree with every negative thing said about this film, and still love it, and even I am shocked. The picture takes place in the future NYC where all the buildings are higher than even "Blade Runner" and the flying cars are more abundant than "Back to the Future 2". The military has just discovered a mass threat to Earth and the rest of the universe in the form of a big ball of pure evil. Somehow, the only one who can talk to this thing is Gary Oldman as a freak tycoon who actually thinks he will be awarded great power to end the world. Milla Jovovich is the 5th element, the one being who can stop the ball. The rest of the plot is a race against time by each party to get their task done. Aside from the swiss-cheesy story, the film is entertaining and I at least was interested in the entire narrative despite the problems. Maybe because I expected it to be somewhat simple having been written when Besson was a teen. Plus, I love Besson's visual style and directing ability, and trusted him to dazzle me. And he did. His action sequences are first rate when he utilizes his knack for cross-cutting and his employment of first rate artists, such as costume designer Jean-Paul Gaultier, is commended. The acting leaves much to be disired, however. Willis is total 'John McClane' "Die Hard" stuff. At least he is honest with himself to be that, though. The rest of the usually fine cast of actors try out annoying accents, charactures, and voices that are usually uncohesive and unneeded. The only time Jovovich is really great is when she doesn't speak any English or trying to get all mushy when she learns what war is. I recommend this film due to its look mostly, but I have to think that there are others who will be at least enterntained by the plot as well. I mean, I usually hate these kinds of movies when done by Hollywood. [by Porkchop] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -"THE VAN"("The Barrytowns Trilogy Pt. 3")- [1996,Fox Searchlight/BBC] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dir: Stephen Frears("The Snapper"; "Mary Reilly"; "Dangerous Liasons") wrt: Roddy Doyle("The Commitments"; "The Snapper") from his novel cast: Colm Meaney; Donal O'Kelly; Ger Ryan; Caroline Rothwell "The Van" is a nice little movie. Many people are saying that it isn't as good as the other two films of its trilogy("The Commitments"; "The Snapper") but I don't hold that against the film at all. I have only seen "The Snapper" and actually was more bored with it than this. The film is about two unemployed Irish suburbians who team up to run a fish and chips van. Along the way, they discover that its difficult to be business partners with your best friend. Not a new idea, but entertainingly portrayed here. It has a lot of charm and Colm Meaney is hilarious in his role as always(you may be familiar with his role on "Deep Space Nine"). He is probably the one true recommendation of the film. As well as the great scenes of the whole town watching the World Cup together. The film is about loyalty and pride and I think the themes role in Ireland is very interesting. Not a definite theater must-see, but it shall make a nice video release. [by Porkchop] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -"LE JOURNAL DU SEDUCTEUR" ("DIARY OF A SEDUCER") [1995, Gemini] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ directed by Daniele Dubroux("La Petite allumeuse") written by Daniele Dubroux based on the novel by Soren Kierkegaard starring Chiara Mastrioanni, Melvil Poupaud, Hubert Saint-Macary, Serge Merlin, Mathieu Amalric, Daniele Dubroux If you like really weird French films, this one is a must-see. The film is about a young woman(Mastroianni) who falls in love with a quietly handsome philosophy student after borrowing his copy of Kierkegaard's "Diary of a Seducer". She soon learns that her attraction, as well as many others, is due to a mysterious powers of the book itself. Full of quirky characters including a young virgin who isn't sure if he's gay or not who works a experiment out of seducing the young woman's mother. The film is slow and quiet, but has enough going on to intrigue its audience. [by Porkchop] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::NEW RELEASES:::(5/30) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -"MONDO" about a wandering gypsy boy -"ROUGH MAGIC" starring Bridget Fonda as a magician's assistant who finds out she has real transformation powers in post WWII California. -"'Til THERE WAS YOU" a romantic story with Jeanne Tripplehorn and Dermot Mulroney -"TRIAL AND ERROR" a courtroom slapstick comedy starrin Michael Richards and Jeff Daniels from the director of "My Cousin Vinny" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------MUSIC SECTION------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::NEWS::: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -MICHAEL JACKSON has agreed to endorse a new soda called The Mystery Drink, a fruity health drink manufactured in Germany. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::ALBUM REVIEWS::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VARIOUS ARTISTS Skankaholics Unanimous (Moon Records) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not much of a drinker. Okay, fine, I hate the stuff completely. But, just because a person doesn't drink, they can still appreciate a compilation dedicated to it as long as the bands are as talented as the grouping found here. Ska bands from around the world contributed either new or previously released odes to alcohol. Much of the music's biggest names from Lower East Side Buck(Bucket of The Toasters) to The Pietasters to Bad Manners are here. A variety of sounds as well from the traditional rocksteady of Bluebeats' cover of the polka classic "In Heaven There Is No Beer"; skinhead oi-ska with Inspecter 7's "Schoochie's Ruin" or Skoidats' "Last Night"; poppy third-wave with Buford O'Sullivan(of The Scofflaws)'s "I Can't Decide" or The Busters' "Drinking In the Pubs"; the swingin' Skavoovie & the Epitones featuring 'Monter' Mike Welch with "Drunk"; the mellow lounge jazz feel of The Pietasters' "Gin & Tonic" and The Allstonians "Martini's For Two" and Laurel Aitkens' "Hey, Bartender; Czechslovkian do-wop of Sto Zvirat's "Glasses(Brejle)"; and the just plain delightfully weird track "What's the Use" by Skinnerbox. I especially appreciate the depressing two-tone sound of Magadog's "The Jitters" with its telling of alcoholic addiction. Most of the songs, however, are great salutes to the popular past time of drinking and anyone who loves that will love listening to this compilation, possibly with a bottle of Guinness or Red Stripe in hand.[by Porkchop] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKINNERBOX What You Can Do.What You Can't (Moon Records) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're looking to expand your taste in ska or perhaps just in music period? Skinnerbox's new album is for you. Skinnerbox is one of New York City's oldest ska bands and certainly one of the most diverse in style. You may be familiar with frontman King Django as the founder of Stubborn Records and The Stubborn All-Stars. He continues to prove his devotion to the roots of the music by attempting to educate today's ska listener to the idea that the original sounds were responses to other musics such as soul, jazz, rhythm and blues, and anything else that Jamaicans could incorporate. The album has something for everyone starting with the ska-rock of "Pushing It" , traditional rocksteady on "Baby", the fabulous toast filled distortion ska of "Nex Finga", hard rock in "2-Face", big band jazz with "Ditch Digger", plus a bit of soul, a bit of funk, a bit of punk. Too many influences could probably be pulled out to count. They even show that they aren't afraid to experiment and bring ska to new heights with "Down and Around" and "Stay At Home". And for fans of their big hit "Addiction", they bring a new version of that as well. This album is probably one of the only places to find both the ska past and the ska future together by one band, so I recommend you check these guys out here or at least on their summer U.S. tour.[by Porkchop] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ WEAPON OF CHOICE Hyperspice (Sony/Loosegroove) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Even though this album has been out for almost a year, I didn't acquire it until a few weeks ago. This band is an 8 piece funk outfit from sunny California. They catergorize their style of music as Nuttmeg, a genre shared by Fishbone and Trulio Disgracias. The music is heavily influenced by Sly Stone, P-Funk, Frank Zappa, and of course Fishbone, but don't think they only play funk, they do some rap ("Glo in da' Dark"), funk rock ("Blindside"), and even reggae ("Just Cuz She Was Nice"). Lyrically, they are not all that sophisticated and frequently touch on the topics of sex, Nutts, and deragatory terms. On the other hand their music is both technically proficient and groovin' hard at the same time and make you want to dance like a mutha fucka. Of the 15 tracks on this album, the ones that shine out are "Blindside", "The 'N' Word", and "Count Mackuluv". I suggest that everybody in this world by this brilliant album, even if you are too close minded to veer away from your favorite style of music (I ain't namin' names). [by Nuttmeg Supercrack] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PUNCH THE CLOWN *Each Sold Separately (Raj Records) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This has been out since '96 I guess but they sent it to me recently, and boy am I glad!!! I believe this album to be the best third-wave-sound album since The Planet Smashers. Of course I shouldn't call them third-wave really because they incorporate so many sounds. There is a bit of surf, some traditional, some Latin influence, some rock-love ballad, but a lot of it sounds like a cross between Planet Smashers and Isaac Green. The male and female vocals whether separate or duet are incredible. The lyrics are both smart and funny. Some great tracks to check out are "Love James" which features a girl reading a letter from an ex-boyfriend; the emotional rock-ska tune "I Give Up"; the diverse dual vocals on "Nautical Holiday" and of course the bonus track party showtune about masturbation("punching the clown") featuring their acting talents. I'd love to get these guys in my film! Go buy this album if you love what I've explained. [by Porkchop] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ :::SHOW REVIEWS::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -SKINNERBOX/SLACKERS/RADIATION KINGS @ The Continental, NYC, 5/8/97 Well, thanks to those few of you who showed up. Most were guests of the bands from what I could tell. The Radiation Kings didn't play their best anyway(nor their worst) so don't worry. They went through their usual songs, but at the end, during the crowd fav, "Georgetown Stomp", JOSH's guitar amp went out and so the song sounded more like a skinhead jazz song than ska. But it was fun as usual. The Slackers were great as usual, playing most of their usual tracks with a few added covers like "Hang On Sloopy" and "La Bamba". Skinnerbox was also in fine shape, with Vic of the Slackers doing guest keyboard and Josh and SLIM JIM of the Radiation Kings joining me on back vocals during "Penny Reelo". --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -MOON'S "SKA WARS" with (Day 1)TEDIO BOYS/DOUGLAS LEADER ORCHESTRA/ INDEPENDENTS/CHERRY POPPIN DADDIES/INSTEPS/RUDER THAN YOU/SPRING HEELED JACK (Day 2) SKABBA THE HUTT/PUBLIC SERVICE/HI-HATS/SMOOTHS/EDNA'S GOLDFISH/SKINNERBOX/SKAVOOVIE & THE EPITONES @ Wetlands, NYC 5/24/97 & 5/25/97 The first day, I got to the show to meet JOSH SUITSKIN of Radiation Kings and some other people that didn't show up. Tedio Boys went on first and aren't ska. They were Porkabilly from Portugal(Noah got in trouble by calling them Spanish). They weren't too bad, with a drummer resembling an older version of Inward Variation's JON SHAFT. I couldn't believe when they invited all the skanking kids on stage(skank to rockabilly?) The D.L.O. featured JOE FATERINI of the ska radio show "Sausage Party" on sax, which surprised me. They weren't the best, but they did some nice covers of "Inspector Gadgit", "Blitzgrieg Bop" and "Sally Brown" as well as some fine originals "Brocktoon" about Mr. Belvedere and "Another Train". The Independents did a no show, as they also had the night before in New Haven. The Cherry Poppin Daddies belted out a nice set of swing and ska which I somewhat enjoyed, not comparing to Skavoovie or Los Hooligans still and still playing bad rock-ska-punk mixed in too much. The Insteps were wonderful as usual when they finally got all the members(they went on early because of the no-show band). I missed most of Ruder Than You cause I dont like them but Josh says they did a nice cover of "Rockfort Rock". Spring Heeled Jack brought on the young kids, including my friend DAVE CRUST of Inward Variation. They did their usual stuff that I dont like and the kids did their annoying skank dances which they pay more attention to than the band itself. The next day was better. Sunday was another slow start when Skabba the Hutt couldn't play since most of their members were too late. Hi Hats went on first and though I don't usually dig their sound, they were better than usual. Public Service featured all different members and played so-so except for the great song "Gimme All Your Money". The Smooths with Quentin Tarantino's twin on vocals played what I call "squeak ska" which happens when too many instruments are blaring at high volume at once causing me to mainly hear a high pitched squeak sound coming from the stage. Edna's Goldfish were their okay rockin' selves. I love the singer's energy most of all. Skinnerbox, who I usually am not into that much, were great. Maybe its because Josh loves them so much and his excitement can rub off on me. But I did enjoy most of their song, and didn't feature any "squeak ska" elements like I've noticed in the past. Once again Josh and I sang backup on "Penny Reelo". And Rocker T, of The Skadanks did a great guest-toast and they brought on one of Skavoovie's sax players a few times too. Skavoovie was incredible as always. They played nearly all of their songs from the new album("Ripe") as well as the best from "Fat Footin" and a great cover of Skatalites' "Beardman". Everyone was having fun at this time, swinging and skanking together as Ans scatted us along Calloway style. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::THIS WEEK'S SHOWS::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5/31(SAT): The Slackers/Insteps(last show ever)/Metro Stylee/Rudy Brass @ The Cooler, NYC. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------LITERARY SECTION------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ :::THIS WEEKS RECOMMENDED COMICS::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -SCUD:THE DISPOSABLE ASSASIN #15 by Rob Schrab & Dan Harmon(Fireman Press) This issue features the continuing battle between Scud/Drywall and Voodoo Ben/Jeff-aerial style. Of course Scud can't kill Jeff because it will mean the destruction of Scud as well. Appearances by Oswald, Sussudio, and LT. Schwartz(with suggested voice talent and soundtrack as always) -LOST STORIES #1 by John Riley & Garrett Berner(Creative Frontier) This new comic features a young boy who disappears down a well thanks to some gnomes into a strange fantasy world of talking clouds, giants, Floofs, and more. Another delightfully weird comic with no color, but great art nontheless. -QUANTUM & WOODY #4 by Christopher Priest & MD Bright (Acclaim/Valiant) The worst superheros are back with one of their funniest stories featuring an Eddie Murphy type hostage negotiation and a great commentary on swear words and prejudice plus more tension between the duo. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::THIS WEEK'S RECOMMENDED MAGAS/ZINES::: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -MIND TOILET Vol. 3 Number 5: This NYC based ska zine is a nice read with many articles about anything besides ska, except for guest writer Noah Wildman. Plus always great contributors Alison Wonderland, Adam Coozer (of Two Left Feet fame), and Oberc. Except for when they're all critizing each other. The format/production is getting very pro and has nice photos and quality for free. The reviewing could be a little better in the ways that certain people make quotes like " a good trad ska band considering there's no horns".[PO Box 6132, L.I.C.,NY 11106-2866] -NEW ENGLAND HOOLIGAN Volume 1 Issue 2: Spring 97: I'm not much into the whole skinhead thing. I don't know most of the bands in the zine either, but I have to say that it's one of the nicest skin zines I've ever seen. Of course it costs $2, but it is worth it probably. 31 pages of articles, ads, photos, reviews, interviews(Bottom of the Barrel, All Systems Stop, The Trouble, Dropkick Murphys, The Ducky Boys, Big Bad Bollocks) and other political shit.[638 Congress St.#606, Portland, ME 04101, USA] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------ADVERTISEMENTS/CLASSIFIEDS-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -20 yr old male in NYC seeks a cute little mousy girl who loves ska music and going to the movies 16-20 living in NYC or SW Connnecticut. Contact Chris @ ccampbell@lib.schoolofvisualarts.edu -Connecticut ska/rocksteady band seeks keyboardist, rhythm guitarist, rocksteady singer(M or F), and possibly horn players. Must have transportation and be available for many shows and practices. Contact Brandon @ TheDonRK@aol.com -Now out on Moon Records: Los Hooligans "Traditions" and Skavoovie & the Epitones "Ripe" for those who love a little big band swing with their ska. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------BIRTHDAYS/ANNIVERSARIES----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::BELATED::: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 5/22, MORRISSEY turned 38 & keyboardist/producer JERRY DAMMERS(The Specials; Special AKA) turned 43! On Saturday, 5/24, LYNVAL GOLDING(The Specials; Fun Boy Three) turned 46! Sunday, 5/25, MILES DAVIS was born in 1926 & "STAR WARS" premiered in 1977. On Tuesday, 5/27, singer SIOUXIE SIOUX(Siouxie & the Banshees) turned 40. On Wednesday, 5/28, singer/tenor sax player ROLAND GIFT(The Akrykykz; Fine Young Cannibals) turned 35. :::THIS WEEK::: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5/30: BENNY GOODMAN(b. 1909); drummer NICKY HEADON(The Clash) is 42. 5/31: JOHN LENNON recorded "Give Peace a Chance" in 1969. 6/1: MARILYN MONROE(b. 1926); serial killer DAVID BERKOWITZ is 44; drummer MIKE JOYCE(The Smiths) is 34; synthesizer/singer ALLEN WILDER(Depeche Mode) is 38! 6/2: President BILL CLINTON played saxaphone on 'Arsenio'(1992) bassist/singer MICHAEL STEELE(The Bangles) is 43! 6/3: ANDY WARHOL was shot by VALERIE SOLANAS of the S.C.U.M. Manifesto in 1968 6/4: actor JOHN BARRYMORE(b. 1932) 6/5: SOCRATES(b.470 BC); ALICE COOPER's boa constrictor was killed by a rat-its dinner in 1977. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TIJUANA PRODUCTIONS 102 St. Mark's Pl. #2 480 Wilson St. New York, NY 10009 -OR- Fairfield, Ct. 06432 (212) 228-7213 (203) 374-9277 ccampbell@lib.school.ofvisualarts.edu TheDonRK@aol.com porkchopprod@oocities.com www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Club/5446/porkchopprod.html

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