eWok's Funny Stuff Page

Thingboys and Thinggirls went to this nonsense page. This is my funny page of useless pointless shit that you may or may not understand. Remember I am not affiliated or endorsed by with anything or anyone on this page in anyway if they are trademarked or copyrighted or any shit like that. And thanks to whoever I got the pics I didn't make from.

My screen name is eWok911. My funny name given to me by my frends is Stupid Penguin Gymp(Real Name Kenny). Email me here. Click Our Names To See Funny Pictures Of Us. My funniest frends are Carlo T. Marquhadonut III(Real Name Mark)(go to the carl page here.) and Moowis "The Dorito Man" Hoagie(Real Name Chris) (you can go to his site here). Other funny friends are Captain Crappy Cementhead(Real Name Chris)(Visit the Crappy page) and Diseased Jigging Piglet Suckmaster Bitch(Real Name Drew) (Stupid DJ Piglet SM doesn't have a page yet, because he is a bitch). Email Carl here and Moowis here and Crappy here and DJ Piglet here. Carl has a Sister Thing called Carla, and both are In The Carl Family. You can go to Carla's Page here. Carla has a frend which we call Midgit Klown(Real Name Lanoi and Not to be confused with The Midgit Clown). Midgit Klown does the Dude Love Danse and it is funny. Go to the Midgit Klown's Page Here. Carla Tapes it when Me and Carl and Crappy attack The Dorito Man and DJ Piglet. There is now another dancer here. Her name is Mrs. David the Gnome(Real Name Melissa), she has a page which isn't her page. You can all visit the Wrestaling Page to see real pics of me and my friends. Sorry they're kinda blurry, but you can get the main jist of what we look like. We like to play the Racing Game. It is funny. Cars Blow Up. It is the funniest racing game ever. It is has a even better sequel. The Real Name of it is San Franscisco Rush and Rush 2. It is funny and good. I am a 7 time racing game champion. Moowis is a 4 time Racing Game Champion and Carl is a 3 Time Racing Game Champion. Remember always drive your car off the bridge. It is good.

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Wrestling!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECW is the best wrestling. Sabu is my favorite wrestlers because he does Sabus and hurts people. He also likes to wear a Sabu Hat and he is frends with Rob Van Dam. Sandman (I refuse to call him HAK) and Raven and New Jack and Cactus Jack (Mankind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack or Mic Foley... its all the Same Guy) are up on my favorite wrestler list, too. My Favorite Funny Wrestler is The Clown really known as Doink with his midgit clown Dink. So the Clown and The Midgit Clown are good and funny and clownlike. A funny wrestler to know about is Lex Loser or as we call him Romph Blouphenstine. An Assortment of Lex Luger Noises can be made such as Romph, Slouph, Emph, Bomph, Slomph, etc... Two wrestlers that like To wear funny hats are Buff and Droz. If they were ever in the same company they should have a Hat Match (Funniest Hat Wins). And it would be close, unless Buff Wears his Jesters Hat With the Eyes Cut Out. The Funny Dancing Skeleton (La Parka) Dance and the Dude Love Dance are the funniest dances in wrestling.

Cartoons are Cool. Especially the Old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Back in the days when I was five and liked to watch TV saturday morning. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michalangelo were the shit. They were turtles and liked to eat pizza. They kicked the foot soldiers ass all the time. Bebop and Rocksteady were always funny. I was always Raphael when we played Turtles. Moowis was Michaelangelo. Carl always called being Raphael or Michaelangelo, but ended up being Leonardo (The goody goody turtle) because me and Chris always just being who we wanted anyways. It was good being 5. Another of my favorite shows was Thundercats. That was cool. I always wanted to have one of those claw gloves but I never got one. I sucked. Snarf was the funniest little thing on the show. Other Cool Shows when I was little was Voltron, Transformers(favorite show ever), Garfield, Smurfs, and Snorks. All the new versions of these shows are horrible. They completely ruined Transformers and Turtles now. There are some cool cartoons now. Although most suck now. The cool ones from now are Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead (They never show that anymore, MTV really sucks), Pokemon, and I am just starting to understand Dragon Ball Z. South Park is alrite, too. The funny guy in Dragon Ball Z is the Green Guy, Piccolo. My frend Carl got me watching Dragon Ball Z and although I don't fully understand whats happening no, but its pretty cool. Pokemon is the funniest show. I love that shit. It's addicting. I want to be a pokemon trainer... not really, but it would be pretty cool. If i could have a pokemon I'd want a Gengar or if there was a pokemon that looked like a penguin, I'd want that one. Click the names of the pokemon to see a picture of the 3 little funny pokemons: Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur.

Bobo is a good. Right now the Bobo count is up around 186 Bobo's. Boboland is French Class, Cuas All we do is draw Bobo's in there. To Visit BoboLand go here. One of the Best Bobo's and My favorite I made is eXtreme Guess Who Bobo(eXtreme Guess Who can be shortened to X?). There is a few different X? Bobo's. There is Where's eXtreme Guess Who Bobo hiding behind a salt shaker. eXtreme Guess Who Dirt-Giving Santa Bobo. And all the Bobo's are good. Me and Crappy draw Bobo's. In the Book of Bobo and the Bobo Book there are a few other drawings from friends of ours. Mrs. David the Gnome, Piggle It, and Midgit Klown have contributed to the book. But Piggle It is still a bitch. Some day I will have my scanner fixed and me and Chris will attempt to scan alot of the Bobo's in for all to see. But for now. Just go to the page.
The NJS is an organization start by me and Crappy. It stands for Non-Jigging Supremacy. I am the Super Mega Ultra Hyper Leader of the NJS. Crappy is the Super Mega Ultra Leader. Carlo T. Marquhadonut is the enforcer of the NJS. There are other members of the NJS. For more information about the NJS please visit NJS4LIFE. There you will find some other information about the NJS. There is not much there now, but maybe someday there will be. Jiggers Suck. Piglet is a Jigger, and So is Carla and Moowis. You can find out other Jiggers by visiting the site. NJS is supreme. Jiggers are lower in the evolution charts. Other NJS are Midgit Klown, Binal Kajol, and others.

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