More than you need to know about Jason

Vitals

Height........................6' 1"

Weight........................250

Eyes..........................Green

Hair..........................Curly

Sex...........................Male

Race..........................Caucasian

Favorite T.V. Show..........Simpsons

Favorite Baseball Team......Indians

Favorite Football Team......Detroit Lions

Favorite Musician...........Miles Davis

Spiritual Leader............Drew Guittar

Favorite Movie..............Shawshank Redemption, Happy Gillmore

Hobbies.....................Painting, BEER

On November 3, 1972, in Mansfield, OH. John and JoAnn Cates gave birth to their fourth son, Jason Edward Cates. Raised in an environment more middle class than the human mind can comprehend, young Jason was frightened by his normal surroundings and soon became the schizophrenic weirdo he is today.

At age two, Jason began his music career during a covered dish dinner at St. Timothy's Lutheran church with a rousing a cappella version of Glen Campbell's classic hit "Rhine Stone Cowboy." Years passed quickly and Jason moved from Country to Folk to Barbershop to Punk, from Classic Rock to Jazz, and so on and so forth. At age five, Jason composed his first full Opera, "Dog Poop in the Sandbox." Sadly this piece was lost during a tragic camping accident.

At age thirteen, Jason French kissed a drunk sixteen year old girl at a school dance. Eleven years, and close to 14,000 beers later, Jason is hung over. Jason is now living in Bowling Green, OH. where he is the Dynamic Front Man for the band PAPER PLATE

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