1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

OR:

I want to call your mother and thank her.

3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

7. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

8. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

9. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

10. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

11. Can I flirt with you?

12. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

13. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]

Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

OR:

Checking to see if you're the right size.

14. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

15. Tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

16. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

17. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

18. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

19. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

20. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

21. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

22. So... How am I doing'?

23. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

24. I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?

25. Do you like music? [Yes] Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!

26. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW.

27. Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

28. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

29. We're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.

30. Stand still so I can pick you up.

31. HEY baby, I must be a light switch 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!!!

32. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

33. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

42. [Regarding her outfit] Gee, that's becoming on you. If you wore me, I'd be coming on you too.

43. Do you use Windex? [No, why?] Because I can see myself in your jeans.

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Jack Daniels).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I am sworn to my abstinence. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

..And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means):

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around, so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

In response...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

..And the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means):

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)