Audrey's 29th Birthday Party
It was time again for my annual Birthday Bash. My birthday is on June 8, which fell on a Monday, so we had the party on Saturday June 6. My really great friends, Steve and Julie, let me throw the party at their townhouse. So Kelly and I called all of our friends. The party was a total success. About 50 or 60 people showed up. Everyone got really drunk and had a shagadelic time.
Highlights Of The Evening
1. Bob, Kelly, and Aud were late picking up the keg. We almost got lost on the way to the party! Way to go blonde people!
2. John (Mumbler) was peeking over the fence when we drove up with the keg. We all knew he'd be the first one at the party! A true drinker!
3. Aud's Dad was two hours late because, "I didn't want to arrive on time and look like a dork"!
4. Dad and his friends did shots of Jaeger with Kelly and Aud. Dad is now hooked on Jaeger! Yummy! We love our Jaeger!
5. Kelly finished the first roll of film and then opened the camera and exposed the film! Fortunately we only lost two pictures. Aud went over to help her and somehow managed to get the film rewound. Things really got confusing when we mixed the used film up with the new film! We were trying to load the used film! Aud gave up and said, "There must be something wrong with this film cause there's no film sticking out to feed into the camera"! When Aud woke up in the morning (really hung over), she found the new roll of film in her make-up bag and realized what she and Kel had done! God, we were drunk!
6. Aud spilled an entire cup of beer all over herself and had to dry off in the bathroom with a hair dryer! "Someone bumped into me. I swear, baby!"
7. Fifel and Mike Brown went to get a second keg. Mike strutted into the liquor store, did his 80's pose and said, "I need a keg and a bottle of 151"! While Fifel got the keg, Mike was in the back room of the liquor store slamming four beers!
8. Greg (really drunk) picks up Aud (also really drunk) and puts her on his shoulders. This was all real fun until Greg started staggering around and fell taking Aud with him! Aud braced her fall and saved her head from hitting the cement. Co-ordinated drunk! Aud got up laughing, asked for her beer, took a chug, and kept on partying! What a bunch of drunk piles!
9. The cops broke up the party at about 2:00am. They were pretty cool about the situation. Steve said that one of the cops told him, "We've broken up a lot of parties, but yours definitely has the finest looking chicks"! Go girls....all my friends are beautiful.
10. Everyone got really wasted, but the Drunk Pile Award definitely goes to Steve's neighbor. He was the guy wearing glasses who never moved more than two feet from the keg! He was out on the front lawn puking his guts out when the cops came to the door. It's not a party until someone pukes! Steve had to call his wife to come over and take his drunk ass home!