He could wile away the hours
Conferrin with the flowers
Or married to Sami
But his head he is a scratchin
And before the kids he's hatchin
He should letMike be with Carrie
He can't get it through his brain
That Carrie's not the same
And Sami is a freak
Now with Sami, you disown
Carrie is stuck all alone
Thanks, now maybe she'll be with Mike
Oh, he would tell you why
He makes Carrie cry
But it hurts for him to think really bad
To put Sami in the mood, he'd be glad
Now he's still a nothin
His head's still full of stuffin
Carrie's heart still full of pain
If he wasn't such a moron
Boy, he wouldn't be so borin
If he only had a brain