Every night in Mike's dreams
He's all alone
That is how he lives his life
Just down the block
In Carrie's apartment
She's pretty much alone too
Near, far, wherever they are
They can't get away from a smell
He's to blame, oh my what a shame
And it's there in her house
Austin's fart will go on and on
Mike can't seem to find love
And Carrie's pledged to Austin
And Mike's character will forever be lost
When he finally told Carrie
It was too late for them
And she was married to stinky cheese
Man, does he smell, and Carrie can't tell
But he sold his soul to Satan, then ran
Satan is Sami, and now he's gonna be
Locked in jail and Carrie will have no man
Austin's fart will go on and on!
Mike and Carrie's love will not go away
Austin's did a crime, let's hope he does time
Cause we know that his fart will go on
Mike will stay, Carrie please go his way
Austin's finally gone
If you play your cards, his fart won't go on and on!!!!