It's a story bout a girl named Carrie
Who was married to a guy that didn't shave
She discovered she did not love him
And it was Mike Horton that she craved
It's a story bout a doc named Mike
Who's being stalked by a girl who is obsessed
He's in love with a married woman
It's depressing and to Carrie he confessed
Til the one day, when Austin ran off with Sami
And left Carrie behind to be with Mike
Good riddens, ciao, the fat lady sang
Cause that is the guy Carrie should like
The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch
Hopefully Carrie's last name will be Horton