Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Bout a man named Mike Horton
He cannot get the girl he wants
Cause she's married to a moron.
Well Mike was a real nice single guy
A doctor proud and cute
But Carrie was married to Austin
Who had a kid that's quiet and mute
Well Austin ran off with Sami
And left poor Carrie behind
If not for the courage of the fearless Mike
Poor Carrie would be lost