15. Mike is way hotter than Austin and actually takes showers and washes his hair
14. Mike is smart, Austin is... not...
13. Mike shaves
12. Mike isn't going to turn to your sister for help instead of you
11. Mike isn't very fond of your sister, unlike Austin.
10. Austin is violent, Mike isn't.
9. Mike has a high tolerance for almost everything, Austin disputes everything.
8. Mike has better eyes than Austin
7.Austin wasn't there for you when Sammy had amnesia, Mike was
9. While Austin is at court with Sammy, Mike is working the long hours..
5. Mike is a lot more fun than Austin
4. Austin has more chest hair than my dog...
3. Mike won't give you guilt trips, Austin will.
2. Would you like to follow a purebred line, or a mut's?
And the number one reason Carrie should lose Austin for Mike is.....