10. Sami might get off clean
9. Craig is a pain up his butt
8. The long hours of working are starting to click in, not only with his free time but with any chance of some love life..
7. Lucas is his half brother..
6. He still lives with his mom
5. His mom has done some serious time in the looney bin.
4. Austin boxes
3. Ali won't leave him alone.
2. Austin is married to Carrie
And the number one thing that bothers Mike...
1. Carrie hasn't told him she loves him... yet...*g*