Things Mike should have said to the Gun man

10. *whispered to Carrie* at least they weren't thrilled to see us.."

9. "Hi.. Avon calling!"

8. "Hi there, we're selling girl scout cookies.."

7. "Hello, we're doing a survey on where people in the Salem suburbs would like their sewer water to go.."

6. "Lady with a baby, coming through!"

5. "Look, it's Dennis Rodman!"

4. "Sir, isn't hunting season over?"

3. "Oh, look Carrie, wrong house again, dang where does Aunt Mabel live anyway?"

2. "Would you like to give to the Red Cross?"

1. "Uh.. could we use your bathroom?"