There he goes
Driving down the street
Getting sneers cause he doesn't shave
From everyone he meets
Woohoo, Mike loves Carrie
And there's not a thing Austin can do
Cause Mike isn't involved with his sister-in-law
And he's sexy and single too
Mike's just trying to be friendly
Carrie please dump Austin for him
Mike's life is depressing enough
And Austin's life is looking dim