Reasons Sami and Austin should leave Mike and Carrie alone... I wanted them to die, but the writers.. you know..

10. They "share" a child

9. Sami's taller than Carrie and most likely will not develop as many neck problems.

8. Carrie's parents get along a lot better with Laura than they do with Kate

7. They ran off together

6. They both would look horrib;e in a bikini (double, triple for Austin... *shudders*)

5. Austin spends more time in bed with Smai than with Carrie

4. Austin believes Sami is a saint and believes everything she says

3. If she still had amnesia, he'd still be married to her, and he wouldn't care.

2. They're both the nastiest things to ever cross the face of the earth

1. MIKE AND CARRIE ARE A *************WAY************ BETTER COUPLE