10. Austin could attempt to be more like his role model, ET, and "phone home".
9. Carrie could tells Austin how she really feels and get a divorce.. (a little too easy for this soap, eh?)
8. While he's drunk, Lucas could accidently mistake Austin for Eric and go on a shooting spree
7. Kate could frame Austin for the murder of Franco Kelly
6. Sami goes to jail, Will goes to live with Austin and Carrie, and Carrie is totally and completely neglected by Austin so, of course, Mike Horton saves the day and Carrie goes running into his arms (shoulda listened to mommy Austin)
5. Carrie overhears Sami and Austin talking behind her back about her relatinship with Mike and how Austin is now dissing her behind her back, ends her marraige to Austin after a very well-deserved verbal fight (well... I mean maybe some broken glass or something..)
4. Carrie's fanasty of Mike ripping up the resignation papers and kissing her comes true and they live happily ever after, AMEN!
3. After working out at the ring so long Austin's stench won't go away, so he has to have an operation on his sweat glands, and he sees Carrie and Mike and he hears Mike tell Carrie her loves her again and it really gets to him and he leaves
2. Sami totally changes and Austin, being the oppurtunist, ses what he's missing out on and leaves Carrie for Sami
This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend!! Who needs anything to end? ick!