I Hate Clowns!!!


I think I have always hated clowns. I don't like the circus either. If my son ever wants to go to the circus then I won't be the one who takes him.

Clowns are scary! They are evil! I feel like clowns are just people who are trying to hide their identities. They are child molesters, alcoholics, murderers (John Wayne Gacey supports this theory) and freaks. They bring me no joy. I am sure that their are really good clowns out there but they scare me so much that I do not care to find out. 34 Reasons To Hate Clowns.

I think I really started to hate clowns after watching poltergeist. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure didn't help either (it is my favorite movie). First, Pee-Wee's bike is stolen and a clown mannequin laughs at him. Then he is dreaming of being taken into the emergency room and clowns are the doctors. There are some other clown references in the movie as well. IT! That tv mini-series freaked me out! My ex-husband used to listen to a band named Pennywise. 1. I didn't like the name because it gave me flashbacks to the show and, 2. I got so tired of listening to that stupid cd over and over and over again that I eventually despised them. My sister has a clown doll that I hate! I guess it is supposed to be cute but it's not!

No matter how you look at it, Ronald McDonald is a clown.

Although I hate clowns with a passion (and it takes passion to loathe something that much) I do own one clown item. It is a picture of a clown in a circus parade kissing a girl and giving her a rose on a stage. It is a very cool picture. My best-friend's husband (Tim Gregory, who is an awesome artist and should get more publicity than he does) drew it. The colors in it are killer! It matches my living room and it is hanging above the couch. Tim has some other clown things he has done and they are pretty good, I have to admit. I would mind adding more clown stuff to my collection if he was the one that did it. Hopefully I can get his picture scanned and put on my site someday. It is worth it.

I got this far side cartoon from Joe Cool. He graciously let me use it on my site if I let him know when it was up and running. I will do just that AND drop his name.

My favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy have to do with clowns. Here are the ones I have posted on my monitor at work.

  1. To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
  2. You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
  3. Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

There are some really cool anti-clown sites out there. I would like to recommend a few of them.
The No Clown ZoneThis will take you to a very cool site with links to the no clowns web ring

Another good thing brought to you by Gallery of the Absurd

Yet another cool site

Buffo the ClownOk, this clown has nice arms. I give him that. There are also some good pictures here if you want to see a buff clown. Just click on the clown that's mad at the phonebook.

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