You might be a Michael Jackson fan if everytime you hear the name "Michael", you automatically think "Jackson".
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if the first place you look in a music store, is under "J" for Jackson.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you find yourself in the MJIFC chat for hours on end.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you can't go a day without saying the name "Michael Jackson".
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you have more pictures of MJ than your friends.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you understand the meaning of the two words "GOLD PANTS". ;o)
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you spend more time looking at MJ sites on the net more than anything else.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you use MJ as the subject for school reports and projects.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you HATE the tabloids.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if some friends won't come over in fear of being "stuck" watching and listening to MJ for hours.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if, when someone hears your name, they automatically think "Michael Jackson".
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you have one (or more) of the following: white glove, sparkly socks, penny loafers, fedora, pinstriped pants.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you find yourself embroiled in arguments with friends/family about MJ.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you say "hey, they copied Michael" while watching another singer's performance.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you get more-than-excited when you hear a song of his on the radio.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you almost get into car accidents while listening to MJ music.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you know the meaning of the word "Michaeling."
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you know where all the "hee-hee's" and "aaaaoooowwww's" are in his songs.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you spend more money on MJ memorabilia than you do clothes in a year.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you are in a music store and they start to play a Michel Jackson song/cd and you stay to listen to it, even though you have it at home.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you are in a music store and they start to play an MJ song/cd and you start dancing.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you dream about him.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if your dream-come-true would be to spend a day at Neverland.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you start a website and everyone automatically *KNOWS* that it's going to be one on MJ.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if in every conversation you have, Michael Jackson somehow gets brought into it.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if every wall (and in some cases, the ceiling) of your room, have MJ posters on them.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you want to be first in line for a midnight madness sale for a new MJ cd.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if when you're flying somewhere you keep your MJ books, magazines, photo's, CD's and discman on your lap, and put your kids in the overhead compartment.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you have a male and female dog named Joseph and Katherine, that have a litter of 10 puppies which you aptly name Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, La Toya, Jermaine, Marlon, Michael, Randy Janet and the final one Jackson.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you name your children Michael and Jackson.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if somebody only has to mention the name Michael or Jackson and you come running to hear what they're talking about so you won't miss out on anything!
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you talk more about Michael Jackson than your husband/wife.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if every time you see a limo on the freeway, you follow it (even if it means missing your exit, being late for work, or getting a speeding ticket), just to see if it's MJ.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if when you go to the mall, and you hear a Michael song playing, you let *EVERYONE* know that a Michael Jackson song is playing.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you know how to forge his signature.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you try to learn his dance steps.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you memorized the dialogue to "Ghosts" and to "Moonwalker".
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you celebrate MJ's birthday by baking a cake, and singing "Happy Birthday", and you tell everyone you see that day that it's MJ's birthday.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you celebrate Prince's and Paris's birthdays, and you tell everyone you see that day that it's their birthday.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you buy CD's by other artists because Michael sings background, or they sample his song, or they cover one of his songs.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you flare up,turn red,and start a BIG scene,no
matter where(eg-school,grocery store,mall,at the doctors etc.)if you
hear a person say something insulting or something against Michael.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you think of Michael being in the audience while you perform to "Childhood" in a talent show.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you are willing to wait outside a record store for hours for a Michael Jackson Midnight Madness Sale.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if your "mission" is to convert everyone to a Michael Jackson fan.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you have more video tapes of Michael (videos, concerts, speeches, interviews, etc.) than you do moveis/DVD's combined.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you make at least one "pilgrimage" to Neverland Valley Ranch.
You might be a MIchael Jackson fan if the most recent book you read was a biography about Michael.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you hold a grudge against another singer just because they won an award that you believe should've gone to Michael.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you think Michael deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
You might be a Michael Jackson fan if you can come up with some more of these "You might be a Michael Jackson fan if....".
