"FAN" (sung to the tune of "BAD")
By: Summer (from KOP Board)
Your butt is fine, and you know we're right C'mon, C'mon, begging for it! Alright! I'm begging you, I'm gonna plead Well, they say there's no release date Because I'm fan , I'm fan, C'mon The word is out, you're recordin' long Well they say there's no release date (instrumental break) Could we get the CD tomorrow 'Cause I'm fan, I'm fan.....(adlib out)
"ORDEAL" (sung to the tune of "MORPHINE")
Just show your face, and broads they sigh
I'm telling you, on how I feel
So do you mind?? Release the CD!
I'm not that tough, won't let it be
When will your new, CD come out?
We're all insane, gonna scream and shout
And to Mike that's really true
But my friend please release something
Or you know I'll feel blue
(Fan, fan, really big fan)
You know I'm fan, I'm fan, you know it
You know I'm fan, I'm fan, C'mon, you know
And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again
WHOSE FAN
The time is up, release those songs
You're flying miles, don't cha think we'll make a riot
New songs we need, 'cause we are fans
We scream and shout, we'll even chant
And to Mike that's really true
But my friend please release something
Or you know I'll feel blue
That would really be amazin'
If you don't know what I'm saying
Take one look at my face
By Summer (KOP Board)
We want you back baby, Album in rack baby, How 'bout all that baby, Just think about it We insist honey, We want that disc baby, Want you to sing baby, We want that album I hope you're fine baby, Give us a sign baby, Please be so kind baby, You know we want more We all fuss baby, But don't you rush baby, Still next year's must baby, Cause we deserve it This is real, Torture you see, You make us wait like this....I call it ORDEAL *(voice in bacground saying "Remember what Michael said)* We've waited days baby, To see your face baby, But there's no trace baby, Where are you Michael? Don't want remix baby, Your songs are much better, Without remix baby, You know what fans want We wanna hear you sing, Could you do that baby, And never stop baby, We love you Michael How many days tell me, Until relase Mikey, We're going insane really , We want that album This is real, Torture you see, You make us wait like this....I call it ORDEAL *Michael singing to fans* *but the riot goes* UH *a police officer says in a loud speaker "remember what Michael said..."* This is it baby, We want that disc baby, Want you to sing baby, We want you Michael We're so insane really, Worse every day tell me, It's all the same Mikey, You do this to us This is real, Torture you see, You make us wait like this....I call it ORDEAL You just sit around keep talking of it...but this is ORDEAL...(adlib out)
SUPERFLY MISTER (sung to the tune of SUPERFLY SISTER)
Relax, The disc is not due, It never could've been, How can I make you comprehend
Don't cry, I won't desert you, Maybe it's out next May, Of course it might still be delayed
Do you know, do you know, How hard I'm working, Do you know (x2)
I've tried to make it easier, Give you more of me at last, But now you wnat me twice as bad
Don't cry, Next year I'll show you, Yesterday I had one glove, Today I'm looking twice as hot
Do you know, Do you know, How hard I'm working, Do you know (x2)
Hee, Hee, heeee.....Oooooh, ooooh, oooh....
By Summer (KOP BOard)
Honey this ain't amusing me, that's why I won't let it be You better do something really soon Honey this ain't amusing me, that's why I won't let it be You better do something really soon Honey this ain't amusing me, that's why I won't let it be (Instrumental break) Summer's begging pretty please, keep the females on their knees
WE'RE JUST WAITING (sung to the tune of IS IT SCARY)
Gonna sing really loud "I want songs or I will shout"
You better attract and charm all around the world
You better bring it out right on time, record all night
We wanna get that in rack, that'll be right
We wanna hear it now, turn it up, thinking of you
We're gonna sigh now, now, now if there's no news
We're gonna scream and shout just for fun, New songs we lack
You beter bring it out right on time, Do you know how now?
Gonna sing really loud "I want songs or I will shout"
Mike he likes to agitate, he knows how to make us wait
Mike releasing is your thang, you can't do this to your fans...Oooh
You better attract and charm all around the world,
You better do some pop, make it hot, record all night
You beter try all get all playing it right
You better be on key, work the beat, Do your all best
We wanna hot stuff, much stuff, That'll be right
You better bring out much stuff, Do your all best
We wanna jam, fun, jam, fun, huh, huh, HUH?
RIGHT NOW!
Gonna sing really loud "I want songs or I will shout"
This time we want you be done, are you recordin'? Are you done?
Mike releasing is your thang, You can't do this to your fans....Ooooh
Mike he likes to agitate, he knows how to make us wait
Sisters what're we gonna do? We know Mike can torture good
Holy Mary mercy me, can't we just get that CD
Thinking that we got it great, But Mike he has no release date
Gonna sing really loud, "I want songs or I will shout"...(adlib out)
By Summer (KOP Board)
There you go taunting us all, there you go making us beg I'm gonna feel, exhausted from all this pleadin' We're just waiting for you baby, We're just waiting for you, oh We're all screaming, we want more I'm gonna be so disappointed you will see We're just waiting for you baby, We're just waiting for you, oh Each time we're apart, we all whine and we all moan We're just waiting for you baby, We're just waiting for you, oh
TOUR THE WORLD (to the tune of Heal The World)
Now you know we're off the wall, and you know your pics we stare
We don't want to say ta-ta, even when you're very far
Do you think that this is fair? Fans are waiting everywhere
It's tabs who're taunting me, because they're wanting me to be dismayed by every lie
I'm not accusing you, but this ain't gonna do, we just want you to realize
And if we're gonna plead, there ain't no remedy, we will protest before your eyes, "Let that album materialize!"
We're just waiting for you baby, We're just waiting for you, You know no others will do, We're just waiting for you
And you know our throats are sore
And for others we don't care, But you know Mike this ain't fair
Can you tell when you'll be 'round? And your album will be found?
And I hope it won't take long, 'til your album will be sold
In case your album is again just fantasy, that's disappearing before our eyes
I'm wanting it to be, released so quickly and see you dancing again live
And if you came to see, In Europe you would see, how desperate we all here are
SO LET THE PROMOTING START
We're just waiting for you baby, We're just waiting for you, You know no others will do, We're just waiting for you
We just want your new album to be
To be out before next June, and a video with it soon, AND WE WANT TO HEAR SOME NEWS
We're just waiting for you baby, We're just waiting for you, You know no others will do, We're just waiting for you....(adlib out)
By Summer (KOP board)
Intro: "Think about,uhm, the generations, and they say they wanna see Mike's face and his children, and his children's children, so that they, they, they know it's a better world for them...and they cling to see Mike's face..."
There's your place on the charts
Tour the world
If you want to know why
Tour the world
And I hope we are convincing
We would die for this guy
Tour the world
For you are the king
"WHERE ARE YOU MICHAEL?" (sung to the tune of "Dirty Diana")
And your fans are all die-hards
And your face's cute and then that smile we'd die for
And you know we all cry
Cause we need that "Michael-high"
See your face and be always in the front row
There are ways to get there
You could start it up by releasing
let us see your face
And make us amaze
Let us all see your face
And soon you will see
A huge smile on our face
There are people crying
Mike give us something to believe in
Let us see your face
For you are the KING
We all scream and we all sigh
It's not wrong 'cause we just want to hear your singing
And we try, but you see
We just cannot help but squeal
Cause we dread
You'll just stop touring and start filming
Then it feels taht no way
That's alright, so we're moaning
You better tour the world
You better tour the world
Let us all see your face
And soon you will see
A huge smile on our face
There are people crying
Mike give us something to believe in
Let us see your face
For you are the KING
To get to see your face
And the whole world once again
Will love you and be amazed
Then why can't we all see you LIVE
Don't deserve to be left alone
And it's plain to see
This world is desperately
Wanting your show
And you know he makes us sigh
And die-hards, like me, no one cannot bother
Cause we all have no fear
Together we'll cry happy tears
Radio stations will play Mike's music all day
We could really get there
Mike be fair and start with releasing
let us see your face
And make us all amaze
Let us all see your face
And soon you will see
A huge smile on our face
There are people crying
Mike give us something to believe in
Let us see your face
For you are the KING
You are the king
(Let us see your face)
You are the king
(Let us see your face)...etc..
Tour the world, keep singing
(You are the king)
Do it for the children
(You are the king)...(adlib out)
By Summer (KOP Board)
You never show your face, no matter how much we plead
We're saying Michael J., Won't you come over here please
Where are you Michael, now?? (x3)
Could be that he's in Japan, he could be in any town
Where are you Michael, now??? (x3)
Where are ya? Where are ya?? Where are you Michael? Where are ya, ya, ya MICHAEL????????
*sobbing*
Hey y'all if MIke we could see, if he were here the whole night
Where are you MIchael, now...and so on! LOL!
Though we say you are cute, your face we still cannot see
We've said this times before, but still there's nothing to see
But we're your number one fans, your face we just wanna see
We've all been waiting so long, and you we all want to meet
We wanna see those huge eyes, you are our favorite star
We wanna have our Mike back, or he will break our hearts
Where are you Michael??
Please come here!!!!!!!
Every magician's fan, goes to see their shows in town
Michael goes to toy stores, and watches Three Stoogees
He's playing Nintendo games, and movies he wants to see
We're saying that's okay, hey baby do what you want
But why can't we hear you sing, please save us from this boredom
We wanna see you in May, so don't you go too far
And Michael could you sing, 'cause you're the biggest star
Where are you Michael??
(repeat)
They said we better go home, 'cause he's not coming you see
Left us alone in Warsaw, so MIke we couldn't see
And now I'm writing a song, 'cause I am so bored tonight
At least it's not about thongs, so I know I'm alright
(haha..you are supposed to be laughing at that..LOL!)
And he would sing all his songs,for all of us here tonight
We'd all be begging for more,we'd be down on our knees
Mike we need to have you back, 'cause you we all want to see
ASID'S MJ'S BEARD SONGS
I never knew I was shaving the line
come shave with me, I said I have no foam
dont you pretend you never shaved alone before
my baby cried, she left me shaving alone
* * * * *
Whose got a, Whose got a hairy face
now whose got a hairy face
* * * * *
And who gave you the right to shave my family
Who gave you the right to shave my baby,
she needs me
Who gave you the right to shave my family tree
* * * * *
When a heart reveals the truth
like a mirror reveals the truth
see the hairy one is you
Is that hairy for you baby
Am I hairy for you boy
Is that hairy for you baby
Am I hairy for you
you know the razer is you
come shave this beard I grew
Is that hairy for you baby
* * * * *
With such facial hair don't it make you wanna scream
You grab hold of a razer and shave it off clean
You try to cope with every cut that you make
But razer please have mercy
'cause I just cant shave it
Stop shaving me
Just stop shaving me
Stop shaving me
You make me wanna scream
* * * * *
Who shaved it?
Was it a friend of mine?
Who shaved it?
Was it my brother?
Who shaved it?
Somebody shaved my face now
Who shaved it?
I can shave this beard no more
* * * * *
It's the shaving with foam thats making me high
It's getting the cuts that makes me cry, cry, cry,
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
* * * * *
Shave the world
Shave it a better place, shave you and shave me
And shave the entire human race
There are people shaving
* * * * *
Susie's got your razor
Susie ain't your friend
Look who shaved you under, seven inches in
Hair is on the dancefloor
Hair is on the knife
Susie's got your razor
'Cause Susie said she's right
* * * * *
Farewell my shaving blade
Farewell
Beard I won't forget you
* * * * *
Pieces of songs, by DaniR
All I wanna say is that
Sony don't care about
Mike
This time around
Sony's making me sick
But they really
can't control Mike
