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1. Where was 59 Donuts first gig?
    The Spiral
    Kingsborough HS
    A Party in Rockaway

2. What holiday is also Joe's birthday?
    Flag Day
    Arbor Day
    New Year's

3. What colour is Karl's car?
    Aqua Blue
    Rust
    Fire Engine Red

4. What foreign country does 59 Donuts have fans in?
    Austria
    Australia
    Alabama

5. Which Donut Mobile goes "vvrrrooom!!!"?
    Joe's '86 Cutlass
    Henry's Tricycle
    Karl's '84 Toyota (aka "The Yota")
    Keith's '85 Trans Am

6. Who is NOT a Donut idol?
    Bon Jovi
    Pee-Wee Herman
    Marilyn Manson

7. Which Donut does not own jeans?
    Joe
    Henry
    Karl
    Keith

8. You have 4 marbles. You take 3 away.  How many do you have?
    1
    4
    7
    59 

9. What boro is not affiliated with 59 Donuts?
    Brooklyn
    Queens
    Staten Island
    The Bronx

10. What is 6 times 10 to the 23rd power?
      (hint: this holiday is celebrated on October 23rd)
    a mole
    the speed of light
    Karl's IQ
    Karl's salary

11. Which Donut cries himself to sleep every night?
     Joe
     Karl
     Henry
     Keith
     All of the Above

12. Which Donut has a secret crush of Tak?
    Karl
    Karl
    Karl
    All of the Above

13. Which Donut carries a Bible in his pocket for sheer amusement?
     Joe
     Karl
     Keith
     Henry

14. If 30 paying people were in the audience of a 59 Donuts show, how would the band       react?
     they'd pinch themselves to wake up
     they'd pinch ev'ry audience member to make sure they were real
     they'd pinch ev'ry audience member because they are sick perverts
     they'd get a portable heater so they could go defrost hell
     they'd say, "big deal, we always have a crowd this size!"

15. If you take a banner in any kind of weather and put them all together, what've you got?
     A stupid question
     A reason to tell Henry to stop making this quiz
     Heather

16. Which band has no relation to 59 Donuts?
     The Briskies
     Mr Cricket
     The Ox-Bow Incident
     The Ashes
     Something for Ben

17. When 59 Donuts played at Fort Hamilton, what did they change "bitch" to in        "Becoming a Bitch"?
     Jerk
     Witch
     Snitch
     changed it? 59 Donuts wouldn't sell out it's artistic integrity.  When the Doors           appeared on Ed Sullivan didn't Jim still say, "higher"?  At the 1992 MTV Video          Music Awards didn't Nirvana play "Rape Me" against the network's wishes? Hell
         yes!  Pffff, like 59 Donuts would do such a thing as sell themselves out!

18. Which song has 59 Donuts tried to arrange in order to cover it...to no success?
     Space Oddity - David Bowie
     Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealer's Wheel
     Lithium - Nirvana
     I'm So Tired - the Beatles

19. Who's the man?
     me
     God
     the guy who buys me chinese food
     Spalding Gray

20. No seriously, who's the man?
     me
     God
     the guy who buys me chinese food
     Spalding Gray

who do you love?
     Ellias McDaniel
     You, baby!
     59 Donuts
     Leonardo DiCaprio