This will just be a list of some of the funniest quotes I've heard my friends say. There's only a few right now, but there will be more, I promise.

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"I can just feel myself getting stupider, and that's pretty bad."- Carli, on why she doesn't watch Jerry Springer.

"You know, it would be nice if it weren't so ugly."-Me (Lyric), on some shirt I saw at a store.

"He's like a creature!"- Tess, on seeing Justin Timberlake in the 'Bye, bye, bye' video.

"...my friend, who I kinda hate..." "You hate your friend?" "Yeah... I guess that means he's not really my friend, huh?"- Ryan, about an ex-friend of his.

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