Here's Mike in Westminster, CA. He sure is having a blast getting that ticket for crossing a double yellow!  "Cops are gay, don't let them frisk you"  - Mike Eng
	Here's the biggest Mexican of them all, Mike Eng. This picture was taken in La Habra, California.
	Here we have Mike's father, a gardener, working his hardest JUST to make ends meet.
	What's this??? Our good friend Habib, calling the cops on our dear, sweet Mike because it is "illegal to take pictures of him" (don't ask me)(he really was calling the cops).
	No, Sir, I don't have any rice....
	Behold! The only real-life LIVING caveman (and he's in band)! Gaze in fear as his unibrow hypnotizes you..
	What is this gardener so happy about?
	Little rice boy. "Where are my Adidases & my Honda Civic?!?"
	"¿Quieres comprar mis flores?" ¡Uf, que Méxicano!
	Daymn they have nice asses!
	RUN! It's the Tyrannasaurus Mex! ...and he likes Taco Bell, what a surprise!
	Wow! It's another picture of a woman! Heh, better brace yourself for this one.
	Sheeit. Allz Silkey wantz ta do iz make doze skinz!
	Here we have a fellow who is having way too much fun. PS, his nickname is Nipples, due to his excessively large nipples.
	I scream, you scream, this cholo will scream, if you don't buy his ice cream.
	Look at this Lebanese/Palastinian high school ASB hunk of meat. Uhh, wait a second..... (Go Mike Hanna, you sexy bitch!)
	Hey! Shouldn't this guy be at 7-11 selling Slurpees and week-old hot dogs? (Hombre here works at the same place as that whacked-out black lady.)