assholes.wav
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?"
Crew: "YO!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded my assholes! Keep firing assholes!"
suckblow.wav
Scroob: "Helmet! What's going on?"
Dark Helmet: "Sanderz! What's going on?"
Sanderz: "It's megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow."
Scroob: "What? They're getting all of their air back. Do something."
Dark Helmet: "Do something!"
Sanderz: "DO SOMETHING!"
breathe.wav
Dark Helmet: "I can't breathe in this thing!"