ass.wav
Drum: "Thanks, Ouiser, nothing like a good piece of ass."
badmood.wav
Ouiser: "I'm not crazy M'lynn. I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years!"
confused.wav
Truvy: "Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt."
curude.wav
M'lynn: "Do you have to be so crude?"
invented.wav
Truvy: "Well, that's why God invented the A&P."
screwed.wav
Drum: "I heard you got so screwed up, you cut your dog out of your will and had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep."
stronger.wav
Clairee: "You know what they say, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger."
toast.wav
Ouiser: "That dog is on his last legs. What am I gonna do with that poor animal?"
Drum: "Serve him on toast."