**DENIAL**
Most BSBaholics are in complete and utter denial of their obsession for the Backstreet Boys. You have mastered the skills of denying there are hundreds of pictures taped up all over your walls... or that there is a pile of videotapes higher than the CN Tower beside your T.V. documenting the lives of the Boys. Here at BSBA, we understand your pain. You need not hide your obsession and live a life of denial. No, we help you to deny the things that could very well have a permanent effect on your life with your addiction. That is why we are providing you with tools to assist you in solidifying your obsession.... we hope you find these helpful.
You have just found out your favourite Backstreet Boy has a girlfriend. It Can't Be! Here are the Top 10 reasons.... SHE is not HIS Girlfriend.

1) That's not his girlfriend. She is his sister, his cousin or his brothers girlfriend, wife, fiancee.

2) He doesn't have his arm around her, he is placing a kick me sign on her back.

3) That blonde girl isn't his girlfriend, its Nick, can't you tell?

4) What girl? I didn't see any girl!

5) She is just the make up/ wardrobe lady

6) They aren't kissing, he is giving her CPR.

7) What are you talking about? He is dating me....Really!!

8) Oh her, she is just some psycho that pushed her way into the picture.

9)Her mother has been sending him cheques, he is being paid to hang around her

10) Honestly, are you on drugs? I didn't see any girl!!!
Below is a list created to see if you truly are a BSBA member. If even one of these comments applies to you, then there's no denying it.. Welcome to the club...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MEMBER WHEN........


1) Everyday you take a black magic marker and draw the exact same tattoos AJ has, on to your arms.

2)You go to your local toystore and burn every brown or blonde hair Barbie cause they remind you of Amanda and Leigh Anne.

3)Your town has declared a Backstreet Boys Holiday cause you threatened to jump if they didn't.

4) Instead of singing "Oh Canada" or your national anthem, the people in your town sing "Everybody, (Backstreets Back).

5) Every night you cook your fave boys fave meal in hopes that he answered that fan letter and will take you up on that offer for dinner.
6) At dinner your parents set a plate for your "boyfriend" Brian.

7) Not only do you send cards and gifts to your fave boy but also to his family. ex. you sent Kevin's brother a"Happy Birthday Brother in Law" card.

8) You have been sending copies of Martha Stewarts Wedding magazine to your fave member along with sample invitations, examples of the china pattern, and pictures of the dress you plan on wearing to your wedding.

9) Not only have you sent the Martha magazine but you have written your wedding vows, and wear a fake diamond ring insisting your boy gave it to you.

10) a tour bus pulls up to your house and leads the tour group to your bedroom announcing it as the BSB hall of fame

11) You stop guys on the street, that are about the same height as the boys, and force them to lie down on large sheets of paper so you can trace around them. Then you take the paper home, and color it to look like the boys, just so you can have life sized replicas for your walls.

12) you beat up your younger sibiling cause they bought Kentucky Ave while you were playing Monopoly and now you have no place to put Brian Littrell Hotel.

13) On Halloween you only hand out candy to kids dressed as a werewolf, a mummy, the phantom of the opera, Dr. Jeckel/Mr. Hyde, and dracula.

14) During a test, instead of trying to find the right answer, you find the answer that has enough correct letters to spell out Backstreet Boys, and then pick that one.

15) You have changed the message on your answering machine to say "Hi you have reached the Littrell, or Carter, or McLean, or Richardson, or Dorough residence.."



Come back next week for more You Know You Are A Member When....
Well you have read all the excuses why SHE is not HIS girlfriend, but still all those NASTY pictures are haunting you. Don't Worry...Be Strong...Below are reasons why the pictures lie.
BRIAN
In this picture you can't see the face of the guy, who is supposed to be Brian, so how can we be sure it is him. Also if you look at the arm around the girl, it is bare. The guy in the picture is wearing long sleeves. And most importantly, last time I checked arms didn't bend that way.
This is a picture of Brian and Leigh Anne. You'll notice he is in his ALAYLM wardrobe. And Leigh Anne was in that video. Also notice her very fake, please don't let me make a fool out of myself, smile. I think she asked him to have her picture taken with him. Of course he said yes. And that's all there is to it. It's just two co-workers having some coffee, getting a picture taken.
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