1. You drive 15 hours straight with your little sister throwing-up all over you the WHOLE time, just to see Hanson preform live.( hey, I'd do anything for those guys!)
2. Everytime you here the song Yearbook, you have to call you friend Jonny just to make sure he's still there.
3. You get soooo excited the night before there going to be on TV that you can't sleep, and you stay up all night thinking of them.
4.You know your obsessed when you send your fav. hanson your ring size and tell him that you prefer gold over silver! (good one April!)
5.you eat sooooooo much lime jell-o that you feel sick (from Carmel)
6.you rename your pets after Hanson (from Carmel)
7.you mail yourself to Tulsa (heehee.. good one Carmel!)
8.you change the message on your answering machine to " If you are not
Hanson I'm not ringing you back " (from Carmel)
9.Hanson's Cd's have never left your CD player since they were put in (ain't that the truth! from Carmel)
10.You find yourself talking to your posters of Hanson (from Carmel)
11.You wake up just before Ike,Tay or Zac is about to declare his
eternal love for you (from Carmel)
12.You manage to turn any conversation into something about Hanson (yep that's true! from Carmel)
13. You beg your boyfriend to grow his hair long, die it blond and
legally change his name to Taylor (from Danielle)
14. Your lips on your posters have faded because you've kissed them so
much (from Danielle)
15. You change your name to Lucy or Madeline (from Danielle)
16. You're going to find Johnny if it kills you (from Danielle)
17.You try to convince your parents that you are really Hansons long lost
child (heehee.. from Danielle)
18.You put herbal essence and CKB in a bottle and call it Tay in a bottle ( good idea.... from Danielle)
19.You have a rat tail just like Tay (I do)(from Danielle)
20. You have made a board game on them (not likely but I did)(from Danielle)
21. You have over 3,000 pictures and you kiss everyone before you go to
sleep. (Once again strange but true) (from Danielle)
22.You threaten to mailbomb them if they don't come to your town to perform
in the following three months.(From Evy)
23.On every map you see, you indicate Tulsa with a red marker and then write
above it : all roads lead to Tulsa.(from Evy)
24.You convince the schoolboard to give Hansonology in stead of math.(that's a very good idea! from Evy)
25.Every night you end your prayer with " And a big thanks for those three
gorgeous guys"(from Evy)
26.Your little sister, who you shared a room with, moved to the other side of
the house, since she can't sleep with you yelling "Taylor I love you!"
every five minutes in your dreams.(from Evy)
27.When your teacher asks you a question and you don't understand, you ask:"
What did you say Isaac, you love me?" (heehee, from Evy)
28. You actually got your English teacher to give an exam totally based on
Hanson. ( I really did this. Never had better grades before)(from Evy)
29. You stalk the boy next door because he looks exactly like Taylor Hanson
and you're convinced it really is Taylor.(from Evy)
30. If you come anywhere near your neighbour now, you'll get arrested.(heehee, from Evy)
31. You're in jail.(from Evy)
32. Everybody in your neighbourhood knows the exact lyrics from Middle of
Nowhere and Snowed in.(from Evy)
33. You're still singing "At Christmas" or " Rocking around the Christmas
Three" even though Christmas was months ago.(yep, sounds like me!From Evy)
34. You rent a plane with a banner that says: "Zac, will you merry me?" and
fly over their house.(from Evy)
35. You're going to learn how to play the guitar, even if your fingers start
bleeding from playing that much.(from Evy)
36. When a girl introduces herself as "Lucy", you just KNOW she's a witch! (from Evy.there was another word insted of witch, but I wanted to keep it at a G level)
37. Birthday present for your boyfriend: you legally changed his name in
Jordan Taylor.(from Evy)
38. You fall asleep in school because you were surfing all night to look for
new Hanson pictures. (From Evy)
39.If you're still listening 2 their X-mas album (from Carmel)
40.If you've already made a complaint that the votes 4 the grammys were
counted wrong. Hanson did really win all 3 awards !!!( I wish! from Carmel)
41.If you've started your new collection of legos(from Carmel)
42.If you realise red candy really does taste better (yes it does! from Carmel)
43. If Hanson is on your birthday/ shopping/ X-mas etc. list (from Carmel)
44.If your Mum walks into your room and asks who on earth you're
talking to. (happens all the time! from Carmel)
45.If you've taught your dog to bark the tune of MMMbop (hummm good idea! from Carmel)
46. You sing "Middle of Nowhere" all through the school day.(from?)
47.When you make your three pets learn how to play the keyboard, drum set, and
guitar and make them wear blond wigs.(from ?)
48.When you write nasty letters to the Grammy's saying they had to have miss
counted the votes and you will send a bomb if they don't make an
announcement saying Hanson won all three nominations.(from ?)
49.If you can't see your walls because all you see is Hanson pinned up on them (yep, sounds like me! From ?)
50.When you make pillows with them on it.(this is true)(from ?)
51.You fly to Tulsa and go to every lost and found in the town! hey, in
"Where's the Love" they do say "Pick us up @ the lost and found"! A
security guard and clerk ask you what you are looking for. you reply
"oh. the usual. these three blonde guys......." they say "Sorry, this
isn't a dating service. Beat it kid. We've seen you in every lost in
found in tulsa!" you reply, "oh but you don't understand......" Now you
are back home crying in your room, and it's all due to that darn old
security guard! When you meet hanson, you'll tell them this. They'll
have him fired!(from Laura)
52.1. You kiss your friend full on the lips just because they walk like Taylor.
(yuch my friend did that to this guy she knew)(from Jackie)
53. You nominate Tay for " best looking guy" for your school yearbook. (ain't that the truth! from Jackie)
54. Even school lunch reminds you of Hanson.(from Jackie)
55. When someone asks you "who won the towns song festival?", you imidiately
reply Hanson. ( even if you live 4,000 miles away from them)(from Jackie)
56. The Hanson symbol has become a regular sighting on your school assignment
papers.(from Jackie)
57. You sat in the rain for twelve hours at a road side stand, trying to make
money for a Hanson concert.(I would actually do this! from Jackie)
58. You scream everytime you see the words: Isaac, Taylor, Zac, Avery,
Jessica,Mackie, Zoe, Diana or Walker. (from Jackie)
59. Buy only Avery brand page protectors.(from Jackie)
60. All your English papers are written about Hanson in some form or another.(from Jackie)
61. Your entire student body ( totalling over 1,400 kids) knows you are a
Hanson F! (freakazoid, for all you non cartoon watchers)(from Jackie)
62.You stop talking to some of the kids in your class because they don't
like hanson.(from Holly)
63.You are adressed by everyone you know by,"mrs. hanson"..(heehee...from holly)
64.The nametag on the desk in your classroom says,"mrs.hanson".(from holly)
65.Whenever you put your hanson cd on,your mom screams in horror.(from Holly)
66.You have nothing but hanson t-shirts in your wardrobe.(from Holly)
67.u r obbsessed if every time ur in a store u have 2 look for anything hanson
and when u find a mag u start screaming cause they look hot even though every
1 is staring at u (from Steph)
68.u can see tays bockers at the beginning in the wheres the love video there red
and white [stripes](from Steph)
69.I think you defiantly are obsessed when your bath towels have to be green,
blue, and red( Mine ARe!!!)(from Q Ball)
70.You buy chokers like Tay's instead of those new jeans you
wanted.(from Sarah)
71.You change your favourite things to match theirs (sounds like me! from Sarah)
72. You
spend so much time on the Internet looking up Hanson, your computer starts
to grow long blond hair.(from Sarah's friends, friend's brother)
73.You know your obsessed when you get an envlope and the stamp says Tulsa and
you keep it. (my cousins lives in Tulsa and sent my mom a letter. I kept
the envlope cause it oculd have brushed Hanson's mail.) (from SunSpot180)
74.if you ride by hanson's house abduct zoe and demand that zac or taylor marry
you or they will never see their baby again(from Kelly)
75.If you convince the ice cream guy to change ice creaam flavors to tutti frutti
taylor,wild blueberry zac,and icy fantasy issac(from Kelly)
76.Your favorite president is Zachary Taylor (from Caitlin)
77.All of the characters in the stories you have to write for language
arts are Ike, Tay, Zac, Jessie, Avie, Mackie, Zoe, Walker, or Diana (from Caitlin)
78.You look for weird things in Hanson appearances just so you can email
them to someone's 'have you noticed' page (hehehe.. from Caitlin)
79.Nobody dares to talk to you anymore because all you can talk about is
Hanson (from Caitlin)
80.You make a webpage on Hanson (yep, that's exactly what I did! from Caitlin)
81.You have two imaginary friends named Madeline and Lucy (my "pal" Lucy
is really nice)(from Caitlin)
82.You send about thirty obsession signs to someone's 'obsessed signs'
page (hehehe.. from Caitlin)
83.You make a missing persons file on Johnny (from Caitlin)
84.You search for Lucy to tell her how upset Zac is (from Caitlin)
85.Your favorite "Peanuts" character is Lucy (from Caitlin)
86.All your friends' names are Amy,Jamie,Katie,Madeline,and Lucy (from Caitlin)
87.You have three imaginary friends name Isaac,Taylor, and Zac and you
go out with your favorite and when someone sees you sharing popcorn at
the movies with no one, they think you are weird (ummm, yeah..from Caitlin)
88.You have a HANSON RULZ sign in your window with the logo on it (my
mom says that the neighbors think I'm a nutcase for that, which I'm not)(hehehe.. from Caitlin)
89.When you are sad and crying and you look at your Hanson posters and they seem
to have a caring, sympathetic look on their faces.(I do this often. Isaac
looks most caring.) (from Elizabeth)
90.You cry and cry and cry when your parents tell you that you can't go to a hanson concert cuase it's too far away. (yep! Sounds like me! From Robyn)
91.On a long trip, you force your parents and everyone else in the car to listen to Hanson the WHOLE time, and nothing else! (from Vanessa)
92.You forced your little brother to dress up like one of the Hanson's for Halloween. (from Becky)
93. Taylor pukes on you while handing you an autograph and you save it and
freeze it.(This was an answer I thought a friend would reply to a weird
question I love to ask)(from Linda)
94. You and your friends pretend Hanson are over your house playing pool with
you.(This really happened!)(from Linda)
95. You and your friends write a song based on Zac's twinky theory.(This really
happened.!)(from Linda)
96. You start worshiping Zac whenever you see him on Tulsa, Tokyo, and the
MON.(This really happened!)(from Linda)
97.Whenever you see a pansy, you scream "A MMMBop flower!"(This happened to a
friend)(from Linda)
98.You build a shrine to Zac.(This really happened!)(hehehe..from Linda)
99.You stay up all night waiting for Hanson's videos to appear on The History
Of Music Videos A-Z and then you fall asleep siting up right before they come
on and cry when you wake up.(This really happened!!)(from Linda)
100.You look at your blue lava lamp and suddenly realize that it's blue and yell
"Hey, it's blue!!!"(This really happened!!)(from Linda)
101.You start eating nothing but Green Jell-O for lunch.(This really happened!!)(from Linda)
102.You sings song about twinkies(e.g. Twinky version of MMMBop).(This really
happen!!)(from Linda)
103.You buy a necklace that has one of the Hanson brothers' names on it.(This
really happened!!)(from Linda)
104.You suddenly want a pair of yellow Doc Marten's really bad.(This really
happened!!)(from Linda)
105.You have no more room for Hanson pictures on your walls, so you tack them to
the ceiling.(This really happened!!)(yep, sounds like me! from Linda)
106.You paint glow-in-the-dark Hanson symbols on your walls and ceiling.(This
really happened!!)(from Linda)
107.You name your pet lizard "Zac".(This really happened!!)(from Linda)
108.People call you Zac, because you look like him, even though you're a
girl.(This happened to my friend)(from Linda)
109. You start looking for Hanson's clothes in catalogs.(This really happened)(from Linda)
110.Your parents chant "Hanson! Hanson! Hanson!" as you walk to the store to buy
a magazine.(This really happened)(from Linda)
111.Your dad says Hanson is on the phone, when in reality, a friend whom
everyone calls "Zac" is on the phone.(This really happened)(from Linda)
112.Because you can't find any, you make a bunch of Hanson icons.(This really
happened)(from Linda)
113. Your mom dreams about them. (from Amy)
114. You play "Yearbook" over and over just to hear your name. (if your name is Amy) (from Amy)
115.You have every workd from TT&theMON memorized. (Yep I do! from Amy)
116.You start collecting jewelry just to have the same as Taylor. (from Amy)
117.Make sure your nails are always painted either red,blue or green. (from Amy)
118.Make people beluve you by telling them you swear on Taylors life. (from Amy)
119.You accidently call your dog Taylor just cause you think of him all the time. )from Amy)
120. You hope it's Hanson everytime the phone rings. (from Amy)
121.On your answering machine, you have the Zac quote of the month. (from Amy)
122.You try to become better at Rollerbaldingjust to impress them when their not even there! (from Amy)
123.You hang around with the most "uncool"girl in the school just because she loves Tay and has every magazine/picture imaginable. (I seriously did this) (from Rae)
124.You snuggle up to nothing at movie theaters. (from Jennifer"Lizard")
125.You kiss air (from Jennifer "Lizard")
126. You hold you own hand, pretending your with Zac.(heehee, how true!) (from Jennifer "Lizard")
127. You go see fireworks on the 4th of July and your older brother comes with you, so you imagin he's Taylor. (sick, but true.) (alrighty then!! *L* from Jennifer "Lizard")
128.You say the word "Weird" 10,000 times a day. (from Jennifer "Lizard")
129.When someone asks you if you ahve a boyfriend you say yes, his name is Zac. (Hey! He's my imaginary boyfriend who just happens to look& sound &act exactly like him, but he's my boyfriend either way!) (oooook.. *lol* from Jennifer "Lizard")
If you can think of some obsession signs, please
e-mail me and I will give you full credit for them!! Be sure to include your name! This is important if you want me to give you the credit.Also make sure you put obsession as the subject.