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TOP TEN
CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU WILL
NEVER SEE

15
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
14
*"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"
13
"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"
12
"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
11
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"
10
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
9
"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
8
"Bi-Curious George"
7
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
6
"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"
5
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
4
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
3
"The Kid's Guide to Hitchiking"
2
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
1
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
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