Essential Sound Crew's list of do's and don'ts
when talking to the Ladies during Caribana (& LIFE)
List compliled by Essential Sound Crew
If you are offended by anything on the list, stop doing it...
B-E-Y-O-T-C-H!

 
 
 Number: 
Don't:
Reason:
20
Don't knock out Pro Basketball (Raptors) players/and dick riding friends outside clubs
No comment (even we get caught doing this one)
19
Females - Don't rock the same gear
Shit all ya'll look like you're in an Allure video spinning on your lips
18
Don't play last year's hit song in your ride really loud
I'll give you a free Essential tape or a slap
17
Don't try to act more American than Americans
Shit if Canadians can tell, you must look like a fool to Americans
16
Don't wear the same clothes you wore to the parade to a club
Take a shower Pig-Pen
15
Hey "bitch, hoe, freak, scrank" 
Stupid
14
Don't grab your balls
Its just nasty - nuff said
13
Don't call her with "spssssssssssssssssss"
How many girls do you know wit that name stupid 
12
Don't compliment her breasts
Gut feeling, they won't like it
11
Don't compliment her ass
Refer to the one above
10
Don't grab her arm
Would you like it
9
Don't bring pets of any kind  
(cats, dogs, snakes, goldfish)
Who the fuck u think you  
are Dr Dolittle??? - Two words 
"Female Repellent"
8
Don't bring Guns 
Guns aren't cool to girls
7
Don't talk to girls from the back seat of anything  
(except a limo)
Get a car loser
6
Don't call girls across from anything (i.e. the road)
Who the FUCK are you? 
Go over there stupid
5
Don't rock shiny clothes
The only thing they  
attract are moths
4
Never talk to girls from a car full of niggas
It just looks scary
3
Don't stand to close to a group of 
ignorant niggas
It looks like you are with them
2
Don't walk to anything
Refer to number 7
1
Don't stand outside a club and try to talk to a girl inside 
Im not even gonna comment on that shit

Special thanks to all the people who got caught doing all of these things and
 extra special thanks to all the people we laughed at Caribana  weekend.
If you noticed anything we missed hit us up at

 
 
 
Essential_1@hotmail.com
 
 
 
 
 

Fine print: This page is dedicated to Marcus Camby of the Toronto Raptors

 
 
 
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